first draft of wayne rooneys autobiography
 

just his first draft so cut him some slack


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09...00306wayne.gif

:rolleyes:

Even my missus ROTFLAO with that one
:D

Every word is correctly spelt...:Suspiciou

Heh :)

:lol1: :lol1:

Suppose thats not funny eh mate :Whatever_

eh?


That pic is :lol1:

Then when I got home I put lots of little stars on all the SN threads. Took me ages but what fun!!!!!!!!!!

That's funny as fcuk.

:lol1:

Still not a bad deal. Few words for £5 mil. I wonder who'll be laughing last....

Shouldnt it be:

Today I ERM played ERM football with my ERMMMM friends I wore a ERMMMMM red shirt ERMMMMM etc. etc. :)

PMSL :D.

Superb:thumb:

I see he's got Peter Reid ghost writing for him:D:D:D

That's even funnier than the original post :D:D:D

spellcheck - must have used ms word

:lol1:

LMFAO - this thread is 5 star material :D

Now takes about 4 people to rate a thread now, webby has spoken:notworthy :D


Edited to say its been rated:lol1:
Now where are all the Man U fans, 16vmarc, P1 Fanatic and Funkii Munkii:wonder:

Right here Richie


PMSL

"Then I visited a woman who looked like my Mum and played with my Winkey"

Keats Rooney, Rooney Keats, you can't tell the difference, although Keats was ****e at football and could only make the bench at St Jame's :p


When does it hit the shelves ;)

My point exactly. :)

It will be Wayne Rooney or the Publisher.

Wayne if the book flops and he's got £5 million for writing a short story.

The Publisher if the Book sells like hotcackes because of all the anal man Utd fans wanting an insight into Wayne & Coleen :D

:D

"Threw my fish fingers in the bin", classic!

Some of us working hard biiiiatch :)

He doesnt do many interviews but from the few Ive seen hes spoken pretty well other than the obvious scouse accent. Certainly doesnt sound as camp as giggsy :)

As long as he keeps playing the way he does he can write what he like IMHO.

Simon.