Nicknames for the Wife/Hubby or Girlfriend/BF?
 

What nicknames do your other half's have? Or what do they call you?

I call mine "stinky" and in return i get called "****lips" Very nice! :D

Her dad call his wife "Shaft piece" Which is the best one i have heard so far! :lol1:

Weird.

:cuckoo:

Just the original & best " B!tch" works everytime ;)

I call mine darling and she calls me prick :)

is that when you visit him? ;)

The wifes is boo

mine is just my name shortened

i used to call the ex "scrunge" taken from the comic character ratbag scrunge if i recall, her old man had a sh*t fit and told me not to call her that :):)

still what do i care :D

Mart

Believe it or not, mine gets called....

cocksuckermingebagwhore.

:)

Minge, Flange or Strummer depending on context of my retort :)

TONY

'Fetch';)

lol!

She is a good judge of character

Call mine Benny as the character in Crossroads, bit slow on the uptake sometimes :)

http://www.geocities.com/uk_soaps/Pi...oads_Benny.jpg

Thankfully she doesn't look like benny.

Her:- "Dirty little slave girl"

Me:- "Master"

;)

lumpy


:D :D

One of my mates (honest...) calls his g.friend "f*ck-pig" (imagine with a Leeds accent, combined wih smoking fags since age of 12) - on account of her having beady eyes which are close together.

She's not really a fan of it but makes me laugh....