Wife's B'Day
 

Hey Guys and Gals

Need some help with present ideas. Its her Bday on Thurs and haven't got a clue what to get her.

Any ideas would be appreciated.

Something to dry her arse when she comes off it ?

Matching toilet seat cover ?

A new pair of marigolds.

Oven Gloves

New Mop and bucket.

New ironing board?

Mine too :( stuck for ideas

Take her somewhere she has never been taken before?

lol

wheres that???

how long you been together? what does she like/dislike? etc etc

Cant go wrong with a new frying pan :)

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Cough cough

Wouldn't that be his birthday pressie?

pmsl! buy some bread and bacon! tell her your hungry!!

Buy yourself a pair of earplugs........ forget her birthday, and at least you've got something to drown out the moans...!!

Grab the last bunch of flowers off Tescos forecourt on your way home. :)

Voucher for pampering of sorts.

BTW, is she one of these people who expects a prez of 200 quid plus, as I know my wife is happier with something "nice", even if it only cost 20quid (I've found some very pretty vases etc), than some showy present where the main point is how much it was. So go spend a couple of lunchtimes round the nik-nak shops, see if you find something pretty.

There's always one that's got to come out with a daft suggestion :rolleyes: :D

Well, I suppose you could ask her mother to give you head :idea: :D

Well at least you realised I was being daft :D

A new chain.

To replace the one from the sink to the bedroom ??



:D

Just a thought..

http://www.divavodka.com/

Mig Welder

Pete ;)