What about a wind up a spammer thread?
Dont usually answer spam mail, but I'm gonna answer this one......
Tue, 31 Jan 2006 04:51:16 +0100 From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxAdd to Address Book To: astraboy_uk@yahoo.co.uk Subject: from Russia with love!!! Hello. How are you? My name is Elena. I am 28 years old. Live in Russia, Cheboksary city. Several months ago I started process of registration of the visa to travel to USA. Now my visa is made practically and in 2-4 days I can travel to USA. I have received holiday from work and now I have a free time. I can take trip to some countries, but as the visa to visiting USA already practically in my hands I prefer to take trip to USA. It is interesting for me look what life there. Now I am in Moscow and I wait reception of the visa. I could fly in the USA in some days, but there is a problem which stops me. I planned to fly in the USA together with my female friend, but unfortunately her plans for trip in USA have changed and now I do not know what to do. A problem in that I cannot fly in the USA because I know nobody in your country. I cannot fly to the country where I know nobody and consequently I have decided to write to you the letter. Maybe it will be sounds silly but if you are interested a meeting with the nice woman, I shall like to meet you sometime soon! I never got acquainted through the Internet before but as my female friend cannot go in USA together with me I decided to find the man which is interested in a meeting with the girl from Russia. I do not know your ideas about my letter, but it would be fine if we could meet and have some weeks together. On my trip I want to receive rest from my work and a life in Russia. Also the basic purpose for the future is search correct men for serious relations which go to a marriage. I have no children, but I want to have children in the future. I am mature woman and I am ready to creation family with correct man. I am cheerful woman, for an entertainment like to do many things as sports meets, a camping, go to the cinema, theatre etc. In one word I like all that all people. I work in marketing structure on sale of cosmetics Oriflame. I have good life here. I am not the rich woman, but can provide myself. I like travel. I travelled in many countries. Never was in the USA, but I think that this good place to live and be happy. I know the English language well enough. I began to study professional English language several months ago and I do successes every day. I do not know what you really search in the future but if we could meet I shall be happy to discuss with you more about our meeting. Please, write what your purposes and plans for the future? What you search in a life? It would be fine if we could meet, do friendship or more than simply friendship. I shall be happy if you also have a free time and we could meet soon. I do not know your interests, but anyhow write to me back and I shall tell to you more about myself. Write to me all what you want. Who know, maybe we have similar plans and the purposes for the future and it will be interesting to us together. Write me back and I shall tell you more about myself. Please write to me back to: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Have a good day, Elena P.S. My photos here! http://xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx astraboy. |
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Damn link for phots no worky :(
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yeah theres a reason for that, shes mine! ALL MINE I TELL YOU!!!!! :norty:
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Originally Posted by astraboy
yeah theres a reason for that, shes mine! ALL MINE I TELL YOU!!!!! :norty:
astraboy. :D |
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indeeedy.... this isfrom her album, but I lifted the pic and put it in my fotopic account. :norty: astraboy. |
Originally Posted by astraboy
http://images.fotopic.net/y4sqcs.jpg
indeeedy.... this isfrom her album, but I lifted the pic and put it in my fotopic account. :norty: astraboy. Shed be Ok if she lost a few pounds :thumb: |
If you want to encourage her, lie. If you don't - tell her about yourself!:p
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
If you want to encourage her, lie. If you don't - tell her about yourself!:p
:lol1: That was funny :thumb: |
lying is more fun so thats what I'm gonna do!
Infact, nearly done. half a mo and I'll post up my reply... astraboy. |
dont forget to mention your diamond mine in South Africa, come on dont be shy :D
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Tell her you are a 30 stone couch potato, who is prone to acne and athletes foot. You enjoys curries, baked beans, cabbage and beer.
Your favourite pasttime (after watching Trisha on TV) are sex marathons - offer to let her ride the waves...:lol1: |
heres what I came up with:
Hello Elena, nice to hear from you. I must say your email took me by surprise, but I am used to that, what with suffering from Narcolepsy, tourettes syndrome and having a longer yellow streak than a Football pitch invasion seminar held in Japan. However, I digress. I noticed that you are wanting to get into the USA. However, you must have noticed that my email address is based in the UK. However, all is not lost. You say that you are not wealthy, but thats where you and I differ. I wouldnt describe myself as stinking rich, but I have not done a days work in my life and I am quite proud of that fact. I spend my days polishing my vast collection of exotic cars and shooting poor people, but because you sound so nice I'll make an exception in your case and go for the leg instead. One advantage of being quite well off is having numerous ways into the US at my disposal. As you sound like such a nice person, I'm sure I can find a way into the country, providing you are willing to pay me in kind. Please dont take that last sentence the wrong way, I am a gentleman and as such my trousers stay on unless me and the chaps from the first XI have a little too much after the match and the want to do some bog snorkelling. Have you ever done bog snorkelling? Its good fun, I'm sure you would like it, although you may have one or two cracked nails afterwards. However, there is nothing underhand I want from you, but I am curious, why would you want to go to the USA? Personally, England is much nicer as it has all the things that I am looking for, rolling hills, swooping swallows and all the american tastes you can ask for. If you dont believe me, then walk through Hackney high street on a saturday night with a sign on your back saying "Free crack and I'm talking about the contents of my underpants AND rocks!" have you ever tried that? Its a liberating experience, although I'm not sure anywhere in russa compares to hackney. However, I am digressing again. Feel free to get back to me if you want to, life can get quite lonely here in my 22 bedroom country estate, even my house staff cant be bothered to talk to me anymore, but that could be the tourettes. Hope to hear from you soon, Mike Hunt. :D:D:D astraboy. |
Great stuff, hope the mafioso on the other end doesn't take you seriously!!! :D
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Surely it's just an email to get you to reply? ie now you have you'll get a shed load more spam?
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Go on, give her one and then write a four page essay on it !
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Originally Posted by astraboy
heres what I came up with:
Say the name out loud. :D:D:D astraboy. |
she has the type of lips that could suck start a Harley Davidson.
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Hey Mike - Can I borrow your oar?
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Maybe she saw that thread about Christmas Presents - now she knows you're a man of means...
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