THe answer to your prayers !
 

Get your missus to read this.

http://www.salon.com/sex/feature/200...men/index.html

[quote=J4CKO]Get your missus to read this.

http://www.salon.com/sex/feature/200...men/index.html[/quote

i wish i knew bout this before she left me :mad:

Nah, might be on a promise tonight, however the daft git swallowed (or thinks she did) a bit of wire when doing a science kit with the kids, hence is now in casualty.

unfortunately my wife aint as stupid as she looks:(

Yeah but that article is to educate you men :) Most women already know everything that's in there :D

Shame you men don't offer it out as much to meet our needs :D

:lol1: I find the part where it says 'scientists aren't swallowing the theory' very amusing.

'xactly :D

"Shame you men don't offer it out as much to meet our needs"

Ha, that might be the case in your household, not here, anyway, you only have to ask. Tip for the ladies, keep it neatly trimmed, no bloke wants to feel like he is snogging Brian Blessed !

http://www.stuart.cann.freeuk.com/im...an_blessed.jpg

B-ll---s should be clean too - not all sticky and sweaty :p

ha short back and sides and dont forget to do yours (it will make it look bigger ;) )

oh and i never ask! i demand :D

'B-ll---s should be clean too - not all sticky and sweaty'

Yep, I did think that but didnt want to appear any more crude than I already was, and obviously keeping the captain tidy is a must, not too much as it tends to look more ridiculous than it already is, Ask Saxo Boy.....

I don't know whether I really want to ..... :lol1:

Any pictures??? :norty:

Sorry, you can guarantee that i will always lower the tone :lol1:

Amusing article :D But of course, half the attraction is in the appeal of the receptacle ;)
Nobody likes a fangina like a
http://www.mediabistro.com/mbtoolbox..._mat-thumb.jpg

Dan :D

Brian Blessed :D:D:D:D