45 Year Old Chav ........
 

Must have started the craze way back in the late 70's!!! ;) :D

I have no photo, which is a shame, but this bloke was well and truly blinging awful!! :rolleyes:

Pantomime - Alladin - the Pavillion Theatre, Bournemouth - last night .... was it you?

In the interval you stood outside with a fag in your gob and drinking from a can of 'Special Brew' ............ you had an England Track-Suit on and had your Gold necklase on the OUTSIDE of the jacket!! :rolleyes:

You were about 45 years old and should have known better!!

Just posted to say, you looked a right prick!! :D :D

Pete

I hope he parked his Impreza round the corner ;)

Thats bournemouth for you :D

Jimmy Saville???????

I hate to think what he had!!!! :( :(

If it was an Impreza then we are in a worse state than I thought!! :eek:

Pete

most likely a chauffer

It's bound to be a BMW X5. :rolleyes:

Or a Range Rover Sport.
http://www.sniffpetrol.com/AdRRSport.jpg

This is as close as I can get with the image ..........

http://content.answers.com/main/cont...300px-Chav.jpg

Just imagine a track-suit top on and gold chain and you have it!!

Pete

sure it wasnt a mirror you were looking at pete;)

pikey fcuker

Fooooooooooooooooookin' 'ell :-

http://69.93.14.237/images/chav.jpg

Pete :D

http://69.93.14.237/images/chav.jpg

thats proper chav:cool:

**** needs 'cleansing' imho

Council House And Violent

bet he wears one of these .....http://tinypic.com/jhbjx4.jpg















to get rid of,you need....http://tinypic.com/jhbjfq.jpg

what were you doing at the pantomime anyway lewis :Suspiciou

being an arse... the horses arse......:cuckoo:

Sounds like a few of the locals near where I work
http://www.sidtech.co.uk/iu/dblanchfield950298965.jpg

http://www.sidtech.co.uk/iu/dblanchf...1972714161.jpg

Why ?

The Old Folks Home did a trip ........... would have been rude not to go!!

Pete

did you enjoy it :lol1:

Aww.... Rani !! :D :lol:

:D:D:D

Your kids might not like their pics on t'interweb pete - did you ask first?

:wonder:

So you won't be retiring there afetr all then PSL.

Les :)

I once saw a chav Dad set light to his fat daughter's armpit hair with a disposable lighter as she reached over the table where they were sitting.

Possibly one of the strangest things I've ever witnessed. :lol1:

Was once in Aldershot when I saw a middle aged Chav walking along with what looked like his wife/girlfriend and his daughter.

As they were walking he looked a bit irritated with his daughter who must have been 14 or 15, although remarkably not obviously pregnant. However his mild irritation escalated to punching her full in the face and knocking her to the ground without any interim steps, with absolutely no warning.

Lovely.

Rannoch

Bottom pic on post 18 is a classic

'Would you buy a used car from this man'

On a serious note though, I read a while ago that one of the reasons you get these middle aged chavs is because of them being in and out of prison for longer stretches.

Its quite common that when say a 20 year old gets sent down for 5 years, when he gets out he's still like he was at age 20, while all his mates have grown up 5 years - sort of like time standing still while they are inside.

One thing this leads to is the older ex-cons hanging out with young kids as they are still at the same mental age as them.

So if you get a 40 year old who has spent on and off most of the last 20 years in and out of prison, he'll still end up dressing like the 20 year olds do and hanging out with them outside the Spar.