Silent toilet
 

Why hasn't anyone invented a silent flush yet?

If it was a slinet flusher, i can guarantee my sh1t would still be there when finished flushing... Noiser the better, hate standing in toilets waiting for the 6th flush before it goes down!

I just fitted a new bathroom suite for my sister. Its a b&q suite and the bog flushes and refills very quietly, but as SG says, it struggles to shift bigger deposits in 1 go.

I shouldnt have read the above whilst eating chocolate.