Major Sting...
 

Of epic proportions...

The Target? A very, very suprised Sticky...

Just got back in so photos, videos & details should be posted soon courtesy of Dazza.. ... :lol1:

DVD hopefully available to show at tomorrows meet... :thumb:

I do believe this will go down in WYIOC history book pure class :D ;)

What can I say...

BAS*ARDS

Absolute military precision in both planning and execution.

A massive pile of the brown stuff in my boxers

And the nice warm feeling you only get from the knowledge that someone out there loves ya.

I shall leave the lads to tell you the rest, and shall finish by saying only this...
You know who you are. You may think you're safe. But I promise you now, one day, when you least expect it, I shall have my revenge.

:D:D:D

looking forward to seeing the video

Phil

Don't spare us the gory details... :thumb: :D

Immediate streaming media required.... :D

The scene, a cold, dark night in deepest rural Ryhill. The setting, 3 police officers on routine traffic duties sit just on the outskirts of town keeping an eye out for suspicious looking vehicles in this known crime hotspot. An obvious suspect passes the unmarked car containing the 3 officers, decked out in their hi-vis jackets, walkie talkies and police issue caps, and proceeds into a national speed limit area. It is noted that the driver appears to be driving over-cautiously, possibly aware of the intentions of the vehicle now following him. After a few hundred yards a PNC check reveals that there may be some discrepencies relating to the driver of the blue Subaru Impreza, and so the blues and two's go on. The Scoob immediately brakes, indicates and pulls to the roadside. One officer makes his way towards the drivers door, whilst the others begin the routine inspections of the car.
"is this your vehicle sir ?"
"Yes, it is !" answers the driver, squinting as the officer illuminates his pale, nervous face with his high powered torch.
"And do you have a license to drive it sir ?"
The drivers face changes slightly, switching from fear and worry to confusion, he squints a little in the bright light as he begins to recognise the face and voice before answering,
"T W A T !"

The three officers, Sgt Alan Cook and PC's Mick Ward and David Watson (aka Alan C, MickWRX and corradoboy :D) all burst out laughing, as Sticky's passenger, Dazza wets himself for about the 3rd time that night.

Hook, line and sinker :D:lol::lol1::luxhello:

Welcome back from the world of the walking Sticky :thumb: Your face was a picture, and I'm sure that picture will be posted up very soon :D

should've kept your Evo Andy, they'd never have caught you :lol1: :lol1:

Phil

PS. Dazza, how did the uniform go down back home :norty:

:thumb: glad to hear things went to plan :D :lol:

Do u have a license? Erm ociffer do u know.............................................. ...............................
.................................................. ..................................
.................................................. ..................................
..........................20 mins later and after 12.00000000000001 hrs and a small voice says yes ociffer i do now:norty:
I like it when a plan comes together.....:D

Dazza, Dazza where's the pics ?
Dazza - where's the pics ?

Alltogether

Dazza, Dazza where's the pics ?
Dazza - where's the pics ?

Dazza, Dazza where's the pics ?
Dazza - where's the pics ?

Dazza, Dazza where's the pics ?
Dazza - where's the pics ?

A 400bhp Evo didn't save you :Whatever_

In 2005, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Yorkshire underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...the WYIOC team!


Reporting for duty were:
Sergeant Davidos "Bad Attitude" Corradaboy
Lieutenant Dazza "shortman" Sti
Captain Mick "Howling Mad" Wrx


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The Evening started with Sticky (Suspect A) having problem getting accustomed to his vehicle!

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The team on the other hand were lying in wait as plods do...:eek2:

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After driving past Plod a certain, oh F$% coppers... and then they came, easing slowly from the layby they eased up behind a a good rate of knots... several seconds of frantic mirror watching came to a climax as first Headlights and blue flshing lights blazed from plod behind...

Oh F$^& F^&£%$£ ****... arrrrrrrr--- change the clock quick......
we slowly pull to a halt... :eek2:

flash lights lit the team stroll upto the door... Davidos doing the sergent routine... "this car yours sir?:Suspiciou " err yeh!:lol:
torch in eyes...


And then after severial questions..... :cry:

:eek2: OMG :eek: :eek: :eek: the realisation all was not as it seemed...

Other plod in jackets moved in for the kill... and :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:




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:lol: :lol:

Class, Must be one of the best well planned and set up practical jokes I have seen that was not on TV!

well done guys, a proper history thread and a story I'll be telling for ever!:lol1:

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As if the Police would initiate criminal proceedings on an internet BBS :rolleyes: Anyway, we should be in the clear...
...as there was never any threat, and the only gain was the priceless p!$$take that it was :notworthy

Sir.

I feel that your Dim view should be brightened somewhat. Can I suggest at least 60 watts?

The pictures cannot be used in eveidence because:

• The persons in question are far to ugly to be Police officers. I personally have been refused entry due to my 'Wallace' like image. Our very own paid up member, who is one of Yorkshires finest, is a fine figure of a man and is obviously so good looking he strolled the interview, though lacking in other areas...
• The Jaunty angle of the Police cap suggests humour and not a serious attempt to impersonate a good looking officer of the Law; Like yourself I might add. The face being pulled by it's wearer is not intentional to inject humour.. this is the way he always looks.. (see previous bullet point)
• The small chap appeared from nowhere and getcrashed the picture, but I'm sure can provide mitigating evidence if offered free services of a sexual nature..
• The Fact that the Jackets state 'Christian Savlesen' leads me to believe we should be done for impersonating a HGV trained Trucker rather than one of your fine, good looking number.
• The one Police item in question, the Cap, is so Gay that not even 'The Dream Boys' would wear it.. if you'd seen it perched Gayley on top of Mr Watsons head, you see straight away that only a person with a 1,000,000 candle power torch (£24.99 from Cas market) being shined straight into his eyes, would mistake him for a good looking WYP member. (I hope your full sight returns soon Sticky)

If, after reading the above drivel you decide to pursue the said charges, we will be forced to provide evidence that we were in fact acting as good intentioned vigilantes who were preventing people from driving on the road illegally...

I'd also like to state that the time it's taken you to collate the evidence, several old ladies have been mugged..

Yours sincerely.

Darren Atack...

FPMSL :lol1:

Ooh! And digital images are not admissable in court :hjtwofing

Eh? what about them new digital speed camera fings??

Mikey

tell Jeremy Beadle that please!

oh and every male/female stripper that will be working tonight!:rolleyes:

Gentlemen. Thank you for your support during this troublesome time..

We will be setting up a 'welease the WYIOC 4' charity website that you can submit cash, performance enhancing modifications or even free servicing in order to ensure the WYIOC 4 have a merry Xmas..

Cheers.. :D

*Bites tongue*

Dont be such a dick !

What these guys have is something you lack, a sense of humour. They posed no threat to no-one.
Its people like you that give our police force a bad name, surely theres someone speeding somewhere that will require you and 6 of your donut eating collegues attention, instead of making something out of nothing on here.

This isnt aimed at all our coppers, because there are some good ones (law of averages :D )

Maybe you should go to www.5ive-o.org and discuss it with some of your collegues, I'm sure they'll tell you how they'd feel about it.

My reply may seem a bit strong , but its the way I feel at the moment.

and no, I dont have a degree in diplomacy

Phil

** Gets comfy seat, some popcorn & settles back**

MickWRX thankyou for the information that you sent us.

If you require any further information please contact me.

My work here is done

Regards
Maj Sjowell

OMG! that is just brill! :D

It was my pleasure

Thank you for removing your previous responses.

Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas and a Happy new Year

My initial thought was that it was Chris on a wind up, but the pi$$ poor grammar and spelling put paid to that :D

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What? You mean this is finished?

I was just getting warmed up... :rolleyes:

I must admit that the wind up and now missing police-officer-yorkshire posts do make this thread look a little disjointed and Madgrip a raving loony who's having a go at GC8 for biting his tongue :D

It was SO obviously a wind-up; come on!

:)