There's a rat in me garage whatama gonna do?
 

There's a rat in me garage whatama gonna do?

Yes just like UB40 I have a rat but it's in my garage!
And the little bast**d has chewed through my ht leads !!!!:ponder2:

It seems thats all it has chewed through though i would like to know where can i get a CHEAP replacement set?

And how much im looking at paying ( including rat poison would be nice )


Thanks all.

I use one of these; Id suggest wearing goggles if you use it inside a building...

http://www.airpistol.co.uk/images/rat.gif

Simon

Fire the car up while it's mid-chew - problem solved :thumb:

Find his entry point and block it off. Poison's cruel and so is hurting it. Maybe tease him out and then block him out.

Huh??

Take one size 9 and apply to it's head.

WTF, we're talking about rats, not hamsters :confused:

this http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/...resized200.jpg
and a bit of mars bar job done

You can get a cheap replacement at most pet shops - around a fiver - cheaper if you're lucky!

I like it !!

Hits ha hamaster mr furty

isn't teasing it cruel too? and while radio one are running their anti-bullying week

Borrow the neighbours cat and leave it in the garage overnight to keep Mr.Rat company. It's cheap, hastle free, chemical free, odourless and natural ... and if you setup a webcam you could charge for the "main event" and turn a tidy profit :D

Years ago, had one in the neighbours shed, dad put his Ferret in, no problem after :)

Hide in the garage then smash it over the head with a hammer!!!! :)

:lol:

Had one in our garage last year , the thing was so smart it wouldn't touch any traps etc , so in the end I had to poison the fecker , made a real bad smell when it did pop it's clogs though .

My mates got a Berreta 12 bore and some 3" magnum shells, maybe I could ask him to pop along and take a few shots - just make sure you have a tin of paint and large pot of polyfilla handy along with a scraper to remove "ratty" from the floor / walls / ceilings.

Paul

ps - tease him out, my a**e

PMSL

:D

Put your nob in 'im!

you can always borrow my cat and squirrel lol
https://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b...o41/catgun.jpg
https://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b...agerbeaver.jpg
guaranteed to get rid of any pests quickly:thumb:

Whats a rat doing in your arse ???:freak3:

Dont know if they like the same stuff as mice but cut a grape in half and stick it on a sturdy trap. They got nuts for the half a grape

E

If your fully de-cated put some food down for it and leave the engine ticking over that should hopefully do the trick nicely.

yeah slap a mars bar up ya zorst wait till he goes up then put some mesh over the end and go drive your favourite roads for an hour,,,upon your return you can dine on barbecued rat,,,,,or lob it over the hedge if you prefer.:norty: p.S even better if you got one of them things that makes flames come out ya zorst.:eek2:

They like the smell don't they??????? of sewers that is which my arse is very similair to :freak3:. Too much information? I should say so fella :thumb:.

Maybe thats an idea - to tempt the rat out as suggested by "neutral cruiser" you could shove a mars bar up your a**e bend over and wait and see if ratty is tempted :norty: . Personally I would stick with the 12 bore option just to see what the end result is.

Best thing is to borrow someones Python and let it loose in ya garage, when it hungrey its rat for dinner for the python.

wotever floats your boat mate:cuckoo:

an how the hell would you tease a rat out??
"here ratty ratty ratty ive got something for you":Suspiciou

Thanks for all your comments some are really funny!

BUT back to the question:
Where can i buy cheap standard replacement ht leads????

No spark = No scooby fun! :(

Oh yea---try

http://www.gradea-subaru.co.uk/

give them a bell,they'll probably have one or two knocking about.