bumper to bumper
 

Got to work late this morning and my usual space in the car park was taken so i parked round the corner next to my mates car, empty space beside me and behind me...........come out dinner time to find a fcuking mondeo stuck on my rear bumper, stupid **** had reverse into my bay by about a foot and onto the bumper, luckly enough no damage was done. I get loads of stick from my mates at work about me and carparks and now they know why am so paranoid.