My missus went out last night and....
 

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....

You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....

You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to
have a monster hangover....


You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she
used last night against your wishes....


You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....

You circle the car looking for dents and find none....

But ....

Wait a minute....










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Chop

sial but funny nontheless

SIAL :) - I love typing that :D

:lol:

Thats obvious - doesn't stop it being funny though.

chop

Oh well, get the polish out.

:lol: :lol: :thumb: :thumb:

Does nobody else see a slightly bigger problem? She used the familiy Volvo (WTF are you doing with one of those :D ) and she drove it pi$$ed!

Picture was funny the first time I saw it, kind of like an old pair of slippers now :D

She obviously not getting any at home!

Can I say it too.....






















SIAL :D :D :D :D :D

Im still trying to get my hands clean. Dude you need to wash your car more often.

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GOT TO SAY THE HAND PRINTS AT THE BACK LOOK DIFFERENT TO THE ONES AT THE FRONT!!? looks like someone was behind her whilst she was bent over the bonnet? sorry if ive just ruined ur life
:cry:

watch it delbert, you may cut yourself ! ;)

The Columbo Award for this week goes to...

ok im sorry my bad. i was just bored at work and my mind started to play tricks on me! im sure that they were her hand prints as she scraped her self off the bonnet! no hard feelings :norty:

Be fair, Delbert is still a (Muppet) virgin and hasn't learnt the facts of life yet.

:D

the old ones are the best lol

It's not your hands you need to be washing!

LOL @ delbert. I think sciboy has a rival. :D

YES.. thanks i think

The corner's fairly clean. :p