hurting urself on the job
 

as above, did this a few days ago and its still quite very sore, now im worried i'll have to go to the doctors and explain the whole situation:( this week is going to really suck i can feel it lmfao

anyone else had any similar experiences to ease my pain? lol

what ? are you a joiner and have hit your thumb with a hammer ? ;):D

Broke your banjo!?

Don't thrust so hard - anything over 100Kn is a waste. :D

Don't worry about going to your GP about it, I'm pretty sure he's seen similar if not worse situations.

Imagine the risks at 76!!!

I put my hip out regular :eek:

And, remember ....... it takes me HOURS to finish - not like you 2 minute wonder kids!!

Pete

I broke my toe at work, TBH it was a bit embarrasing but i went to the docs and she said that it was fine and i should not worry about going to see her, She see's much worse every day. She said she gets all sorts of pervs in there, the most commion being blokes who damaged their privates and claim it was during 'normal' sex.

Aparrantly - the docs sit around after work comparing the most ridiculous stories!
;)

Try moving you hand more rigerously up and down 'your chubbie' then you old duffer! ;)

Would that be 'YOUR hand'?

and 'RIGOUROUSLY'?

I don't know, I thought MODS had to take a spelling test before qualifying?? ;)

Pete :D

Thanks for the lesson, more to do with a lack of caffine.

As for a spolling test, then no, just a blow job for the webbie usually does the trick! ;)

That's caffeine :D

FECK! ;)
<shuffles off to make more coffee>

Or even RIGOROUSLY eh pete?

If you're going to be a pedant, at least be a good one.

:D

Oh thanks for that image :(

:D

Pete

Best bit of spelling correction yet I think.

Les :D