Silly Friday joke
 

A guy walks into a bar and over to the juke box and the juke box says to him "Get out of here you ugly git we don't want your sort in here!". So the guy walks over to the bar and the bowl of peanuts says to him "Hi there big guy, what's a handsome looking dude like you doing in here, you look really gorgeous".

The barman comes over and the guy says to him "What the hell is going on here", to which the barman replies...















































wait for it....































"Well, the juke box is out of order and the peanuts are complimentary"

It made me laugh anyway :):):):)

Oh Dear :lol:

:D...crap jokes are the best jokes :D

:D

[QUOTE=STi-Frenchie]A guy walks into a bar and over to the juke box and the juke box says to him "Get out of here you ugly git we don't want your sort in here!". So the guy walks over to the bar and the bowl of peanuts says to him "Hi there big guy, what's a handsome looking dude like you doing in here, you look really gorgeous".

The barman comes over and the guy says to him "What the hell is going on here", to which the barman replies...


I thought we going to get another version of the Ten Inch Pianist Joke here.

Then there's the one about the brain and the jump-lead who go into a bar and the barman refuses to serve them. "But..but..WHY?" asks the brain. "Well, you're out of your head and your mate looks like he's gonna start something" :):):)

Not bad :lol:

Made me laugh.

Les :D