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What to do if the internet dies
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Funny in a sad, lonely kind of way: http://thetoque.com/031118/internetdown.htm Including: 9. Spend Time With Your Spouse Communicating with your wife or girlfriend may seem like a radical suggestion, but the time investment may offer long-term rewards. Spending any amount of time talking about your "relationship" may free up more Internet time for you later on, when your ADSL or Cable link to the World Wide Web has been restored. WARNING: These will probably be the longest hours of your life. 10. Use Your Emergency AOL Disk If you find that your connection to the Internet is going to be longer than you can possibly stand, as a last resort, pull out an emergency AOL CD, the one with 910 free hours of connection to the AOL service. Take the CD in one hand...and slash it across your wrist! Suicide will probably be a better alternative than connecting to that service. |
11. Go and find a prostitute and shag like a rabbit untill call comes through that the Web is live.
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12. Go back to buying porn in your local corner shop
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... and for the girls! Go treat yourself to a mini facial http://www.thesoulgirl.com/emotis/wanker.gif and a good manicurehttp://www.thesoulgirl.com/emotis/raspa6.gif :D
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Originally Posted by Soulgirl
... and for the girls! Go treat yourself to a mini facial http://www.thesoulgirl.com/emotis/wanker.gif and a good manicurehttp://www.thesoulgirl.com/emotis/raspa6.gif :D
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