Newbie's Guide to ScoobyNet
 

For any Newbies that have either joined or are considering Joining this Thread is just for you.

The Guide;

1. Don't listen to people who bang on about Spelling, Garmmar and poor educational standards on the Forum.
2. Don't ask if we prefer WRX v STi - The consensus is Horses for Courses
3. SIAL = "Scooby In A Lake" or Your post has been done at least once before and maybe more than once ;)
4. The User PSLewis is to be Ignored or treated with care (He's very Old)

Anymore advice for our new friends ?

Garmmar? :lol1: :thumb:

Oh fcuk it - leave the newbies to find out for themselves ;):D

LOL So the next suggestion would have to be: practice what you preach' ;) :D

Also:

-Do a search before asking a question, you might find it's been answered several times before and you can put your internet connection to better use....like scanning the net for pictures of naughty stuff etc... maybe even SIAL:D

-Say anything daft and expect to be sent to the Muppets, where you will be eaten alive by the sharks that patrol those waters.... :D

1/ Dont compare poxy little hatchbacks to family sized saloons / estates just because their 0-60 times are all below 10 seconds :rolleyes:
2/ Use the search facility before posting a thread that might be SIAL (see above).
3/ The user PSLewis is to be ignored or treated with exreme care (he's very old) :)
4/ Dont fill your hopes up with dreams of getting a mention in the Was It You section - 22 months and not one NOT ONE SPOT AAARRRRGGHHHH :mad:

Points taken:)

5/ Dont whinge about fuel consumption - If you're worried buy a diesel.

1. Listen to people who bang on about Spelling, Grammar and poor educational standards on the Forum.

:)

1. Take the opportunity to learn from people who bang on about spelling, grammar and poor educational standards in the UK.

:D:D

2 Don't ask what oil to use...read the manual! :D

Punctuation? Proper use of CaPitAl lEtTers?

I don't know.... ;)

6/ Don't be downhearted. It is possible to achieve an unfeasibly large post count in just 18 months, if you're dedicated enough. :D

always ask how to post pics before you get to ten posts!:)

Look at this short video for help http://users.adelphia.net/~kamel/Posting.html

Never bring up the "M3 v STI" debate, because it will pi$$ a lot of people off, especially M3 Owners.:hjtwofing

Don't mention dumpvalves :Suspiciou

Never mention EVO or Scooby in the same sentence :razz:

D'oh! :D

Or Flamer kits. ;)

Never submit the 13th Post.....Spooky! :eek2:

:lol1: So true!

You must worship:-

:notworthyGOLD WHEELS:notworthy

http://www.djforums.com/forums/images/smilies/ghey.gif

;):D

Add Peanuts and Brit_in_Japan to your Ignore liSt :p;):D

Scoobs are totally invincible in the fabled "twisties".

1. Make generous use of the Ch*v word, people just love to waste time going over that one ;-)
2. Use plenty of acronyms, if you don't know any just make them up, it keeps them guessing GWANG.
3. Remember gold wheels are GAY/NOT GAY (delete as appropriate depending on your preference).

1.Dont dare go off topic in a thread.
2.Dont post in the wrong place
3.Dont admit to exeeding the speed limit
4.Dont ask which is the better fuel

and on
and on
and on

well been here a week or 2 now and thought I would post a right good LOL!!!

as my first post :D

p.s. currently drive a VW Golf GTTDi (130) *cough* *splutter* but am soon changing to the new 05 Sti mmmmmmmmmmm

BTW which is better the WRX or the WRX Sti?? ;) and ermm would an 05 sti waste an M3 :D :D :D

Talk quietly...

































...BECAUSE THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT!!






If you do, you best expect to see this...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...opshouting.jpg

J :D

i thought you said not to mention dumpvalves :)

Stone him!!!!

What one's recirc or vta's:norty:

Sorry could'nt help myself :D