Special Needs Parking!
 

So Morrisons have just won Retailer Of the Year award for 2004 - and jolly well done to them - or so I thought until today...

Today while searching for a parking space at said retailer, I passed a sign that said "Disabled Spaces this way" and "Special Needs Spaces this way"...

Special Needs spaces - distinctly different to disabled???

Now I know there's been threads about parking spaces before that have got hotter than Barry Whites underpants at a Miss World contest, but stay with me here...

WTF qualifies someone to park in a special needs space? A few bad GCSE grades? A lisp? A nissan micra???

How on earth to the trolley dolleys police this little beauty and is it really worth the effort? Tomorrow I will park there and if approached I will impersonate goonies star Chunk...

Unbe chuffin leavable....
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:lol:

It's another term for Staff!! :D:D

Mother and baby spaces?
Old folk without blue badges?

Could be owt.

Alcazar

Diarrhea could be a special need :D

People with squints?

It's a misprint.There's one "e" too many and it's for the chavs in their Novas.

Drunks?

I suppose it wil mean people that are mentally impaired, those that can walk but are liable to thrash their arms about at any given time and maybe walk into the path of a vehicle if they aren't close to the store.

The shíts would warrant similar treatment, allowing for the quickest entrance and exit route though. :D

They could even try spaces for "New Stilleto Shoe Wearers" maybe?

That would be a space for BMW drivers then

i think you will find the special needs parking have my name on them:freak3:

As soon as I saw you had entered a message I thought you'd be able to help us. :D

am always happy to oblige;)

Looking at your profile it certainly seems the case. :D

Only if you do the truffle shuffle.........

I know i shouldn't but LMAO!

Likewise ;)

:Suspiciou

Its just a reserved area for women drivers isnt it :D

is that so the idiot men drivers dont bash our cars when they park:razz::D

hehe, well there sbe an area where men can batter women after theyve knocked their cars yep :)

LOL:D women are good at running men over:freak3::D

http://www.guardian.co.uk/cars/story...380824,00.html

Thought this may be of interest, whilst on the subject...

You'd be better impersonating sloth instead of chunk, unless you put on some serious weight and did the "truffle shuffle" when people approached you hahahaha