20 Things You Can Only Say At Christmas
 

1 I prefer breasts to legs.

2 Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3 Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4 If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5 I've never seen a better spread!

6 I fancy a little dark meat for a change

7 Are you ready for seconds yet?

8 It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9 Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10 Don't play with your meat!

11 Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go

12 Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13 I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14 You still have a little bit on your chin

15 How long will it take after you put it in?

16 You'll know it's ready when it pops up

17 Just pull the end and wait for the bang

18 That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19 I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20 Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

21 Doesn't fit? But it's the same size as the dress I bought you last year. Size 12.....