Last Night
 

Works night out last night, we were meeting at the Nags Head in Heworth at 2:30 so i set off from Osbaldwick at 1:45 and walked there Got there and no one was there so played on fruit machine for a bit and me being crap at them pressed the wrong thing and lost my money Decided to walk into bar and theres 3 of them there, theyrd been there 20 mins! We were supposed to be off on a pub crawl into town but i only made the second pub! 8 pints later my bro phoned me, wanted go cinema so arranged that later with him. Everyone left and i was stuck with 1 guy and we walked into town. Next pub theyd already left! He buggers off home and i walked to next pub and theyve left there too! fcuk it so decided i was off home, stopped off for burger and had massive arguement with some slag at burger stand :lol:

Got home made a sarnie and rushed up stairs to be sick! My kid phoned me again while i had my head down bog and he asked me what that sound was :lol: When he finally got round i was on my back in bathroom! he went to video store and by time he got back id passed out with sick everywhere :lol: :lol: :lol:

Everything else is a blur and i woke up at 4am in me bed, i didnt know how i got there!! :rolleyes:

Spoke to my kid this morning and he reckons i had sick all over my hands and i was rubbing it in his face and that he cleaned me up and put me to bed!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

He also tells me the video store cut my membership card up :mad:

So "Lightweight" or dodgy Burger, which is it?

Hmmm. I was out last night too, but managed to avoid getting sick all over myself. However, we did get thrown out of a pub (police suddenly turned up which was a bit unnecessary) for organising an arm wrestling contest between our firm and another firm that were in there on their xmas beer up. I lost and my arm, elbow, shoulder and head are all very sore. :(

I think it might be the fact that i had 8 pints in the space of 5 hours followed by a burger...

So...





lightweight, then :p

:D

Last night for me was :

- 5 pints of IPA before work meal
- Chinese Banquet
- bottle of Smirnoff Ice
- bottle of Blackthorn cider
- half bottle of red wine
- half bottle of white wine
- drambuie
- baileys

Left meal, and went on to pub from 7pm to 2am

- prob about 10 pints of beer
- WKD irn-bru
- 2 x double vodka & cokes

Spent most of the night holding up two workmates whose legs were like jelly. One left of his own accord, the other had to be escorted out.

Went home & slept.

Blimey....! Think I'd be dead after that lot mate..... :eek:

at least you weren't mixing your drinks :eek:

And the government go on about Britains 'Binge Drink Culture'.......:rolleyes:

Its your life and if thats fun for you then fine buddy but I've got to ask, if the above is typical, do you not question yourself a little sometimes?

No, its not typical first time ive ever passed out from boozing actually. I normally take it steady when im out :p

Least you didn't wake up with a big baffalo chick, and felt the need to chew your arm off to do one before she woke up. Never had the feeling myself ;) but have mate that have, lol.

Sounds like a great night out mate :rolleyes:

Phill