chavs
 

A housing officer is helping a chav fill in a form and asks for the name of
her children. "hum Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne". The housing
officer questions the practicalities of calling all your children by the
same name. The chav replies "It's great. If I want them to come in I just
have to shout Wayne, your tea's ready and they all come together". The
housing officer says "yes, I see, but what if you only wanted to speak to
one of them". "easy, I call him by his surname"

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