Chav Humour
 

Hope this isn't SIAL! :p

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
What you lookin' at?"

How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the arse.

Sorry to disappoint but was on here last week...... :(

Funny all the same though