When Saddam was captured in his bolt hole this week, his first words to his captors were: "Did I beat David Blaine?":D

you'd think he saw Ow! having been caught in the bolt hole?

"Have you all been good children? What would you like for Christmas?"

F

At being the centre of worldwide hate ? Hmm. Close run competition that.

I heard he said "About bloody time"

Apparently he and Bush were playing Hide and Seek. Saddam went off to hide first, and left Bush to count to 100. Unfortunately Bush couldn't count that high...

"I want to go to Britain and claim political asylum"

"Have the boro scored a goal yet"

"Thank the prophet you found me. I'm touching cloth!":D:

Alcazar

'have the boro scored a goal yet' lmao

..but we dont miss penalties !!!

Yes, we scored 6, and we're though to the semi's!... moi ha ha ha ha

"What the hell do you mean i've lost the Gilette commercial!!!"

I heard that since Saddam was caught that Osama Bin Bag had been declared World Hide & Seek Champion 2003 :)

"F**king bear traps!"

look at the scud marks in my pants

"Bl**dy time-shares..."

But I am! the real michael jackson... peter pan kidnapped me and put me down here.....the other guys an imposter he dosent even look like me!!!

so did we win then?

"I'm not the evil dictator you are looking for..."