Nope. I used to 'run tings' (as in hardcore rave type events).;) Wouldn't want to do it now though.:(

UB:)

[Edited by unclebuck - 11/9/2003 10:04:32 PM]

lol

Im a club dj....i have no problems pulling in clubs.....:D;):D:p

They tend to approach me- no work or effort required.:p
Bit of a pain trying to talk to peeps when im trying to work tho.

Highly amusing watching the sharks (male and female) circulating the club- especially nearer the end of a night...

[Edited by Freak - 11/10/2003 12:08:14 AM]

Just interested in other peoples methods, naturally ;):p

I just go dressed as a caveman and take a club to the club ;)

come on you hairy b@stards! hands off coks, get typing :rolleyes:[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]:D

GHB :D

Get clattered, talk complete bollox to EVERY bird you see. Law of averages dictates...

^^talkings pointless in clubs.. just thought id point it out :rolleyes:

^^Never ceases to amaze me.

clair, what doesnt amaze you?

Normal people

Start off optimistic at about 7pm, few pints by 9pm and feeling well up for it, annoying women soon after, crusing the dancefloor 'throwing some shapes' by 11, decide that you will leave it an hour for things to hot up seeing as you are getting no action, retire to the bar to drink 4 pints in an hour. Go back to the dancefloor and feel ill, decide to sit it out, fall asleep and dribble (been a long day, awwwww), wake up to find its ten to two and then hit the dancefloor like a mad thing, try to look availble, sexy, handsome, alluring etc, look sad desparate and pathetic and score anyway cos women are just as bad !

Having pulled you are gratefull but really want your bed and a bag of chips, not claire from Bredbury who is 23 and works at Boots, oh well chips will have to wait until Claire leaves you alone to find a taxi of your own, not before exchanging phone numbers, you meet again but mutual revulsion precludes any further contact.

All the really stunning looking people go home alone wheras the average and ugly ones always pull with something from the same league (if not always the same planet)

If all else fails, go home, watch Open University programs about geo-thermal energy in Stockholm, make cheese on toast with dolmio (tramp Pizza) a pint of Bells shandy and then retire to ones pit to pull the head off it !

Hello

I've never ever ever managed to get a girl in a club. Sad, huh?

Steve.

Chaos,

Maybe you should just resign your self to the fact you need to visit massage parlours and red light districts more often :p

I used to work in clubs. When you work in clubs they come to you. ;)

UB:D

i want a job in a club!

UB, working mens clubs ?

feck orff...:p

I was a promoter for a good 5 years. Happy days matey...;)

Of course I'm *much* more sensible now.

UB:D

A promoter ?

Whats that entail, not hangin round Kavos trying to get teenagers to come in for a free turps-quila slammer ?

I hang about outside clubs and they come to me like flies round $hite! ;)

I have a secret "weapon" :D

lol @ J4CKO! :D

PMSL @ J4CKO :D

That post rings so true to me on a few occasions :D In fact it's scary, are you a socialogist?

Still, I do have my good nights - when i wake up not regretting it ;)

I do have a Sociology A level if that counts, I am mainly an amateur social commentator though !

When pissed i quite often walk up to women and say "nice tits"
as u would imagine it gets mixed reactions sometimes ending in groin pain or a red ear. But have to say its worked at least 10 times in the last year.

Sorry to any women on here yes i am a pervert only after one thing!!

Some more amateur musings from some time ago, a small percentage of an as yet unfinished book, a few lines about hen parties as seen in nightclubs up and down the land, especially provincial ones. Its kind of appropriate given the theme of the thread !

ahem,



Hen parties are easy to spot as they contain several distinct types of women,

Older women in flowery dresses

These don’t got to clubs much (If ever) and are the ones that dance like your mum at a wedding, generally quite presentable and invariably the brides mum/aunt/mate from work. These are almost no go territory as they are already married and are not on the pull. Can be quite alluring, especially if the graduate has been on recently.
Pulling Possibilities 3/10

Fatties in white blouses with short blonde hair and the odd arm tattoo, even Cobbler (My mate) avoids these. There is always one of these, do brides when organising a Hen party ring the Fat Common looking women rental shop to secure one for the evening ?. These are dangerous as they have big stupid boyfriends who drive big stupid Rovers and have more tattoos than the missus. When out this type can be recognized by the cackling laugh and the colourful language. They act as a good deterrent to getting really pissed as you may pull one, they are however Bomb’s (another mate) main target.
Pulling Possibilities 1/10 (Scary but true)

Bride

To be recognised by the gormless bewildered pissed face, Bin bag dress, wedding veil, L plates and huge pink inflatable phallus, all other members of the party will protect the bride from the attentions of single males as she is getting married. The problem is that if you break through the defence and talk to her she is usually up for it and tell’s you that her intended is a bit of a prick but has a good job and a company car, she then will burst into tears. These are best avoided as they are complicated.
Pulling possibilities 8/10 but due to complications 0/10 (not worth the aggro)

Fit Brides mates

Drool territory, should only be approached if either very confident with thick skin or if you are drop dead model type bloke, these usually do not pull as they are busy looking cool and sexy. Worth a look if you are brave, Bomb always starts with these and migrates downwards to the ones with tattoos.
Pulling Possibilities 2/10 , long shot

Semi fit brides mates

As above but with a slight complex about a fat arse or big hips, almost all the looks but with less ego, easier to deal with but generally a rare beast.
Pulling Possibilities 5/10.

Mediocre brides mates

These are the middle of the range Ford Mondeo of the bird world, they are usually presentable, articulate, well dressed and up to the standard required by both mates and mother, maybe not Kim Bassinger but still worth a look. They come supplied with a car, job, aspirations and a full complment of sane parents and siblings. These are the main targets as they do not require model looks, a Porsche, footballers perm and a big wad before conversation.
Pulling Possibilities 8/10.

Budget Range

These are the ones from the class above but they are usually defective in some way such as being neurotic, psychotic, married or pregnant. These are the ones with baggage and not worth the effort in the long run, still they can be great fun when they forget there worries and get caught up in the ram the plastic willy up someone’s skirt competition.
Pulling Possibilities 3/10.

Moose Territory

Oh dear ten to two and out will do. Can be fun if pissed and horny but they come with all the baggage of the budget range but less in the way of sex appeal, also generally fiercely fertile and can get pregnant from eye contact. Moose hunting has been outlawed in this country though it is still practised late in the evening by most red blooded males, but beware the lights coming up after the simply red records as there is nothing worse than having one of these attached to your face whilst nursing a splendid erection.
Pulling Possibilities 2/10.

LMAO @ Budget range and Moose territory :D

Nice advice, Ill try that :)

Be careful, they may reply, 'why yes you have'......

pity birds never walk up to me and say something like that.
but works fairly sucessfully but as u would imagine its not the most stunning women that oblidge

AY! Im not fat![img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] There was one bint other night, I was fooling around on a big bass speaker thingy pretty pissed, bint jumps up and am thinking should I go for it or not, but my mates were watching and so was a TV camera, I couldnt wrisk the embarassement if she slapped me, Id never live it down...............