Was greeted by this the other morning [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
There's bits of shell and goo all over the fecking place and it has set rock hard
http://www.sparky99.demon.co.uk/images/egg1.JPG
http://www.sparky99.demon.co.uk/images/egg2.JPG

The g/f's Puma had been 'egged' too.

Why???

[Edited by markr1963 - 9/20/2003 11:11:04 AM]

My Sisters Fiesta got egged the other night when she parked up at a supermarket car park. Luckily she saw it before driving home. And managed to get it washed off. Makes you angry though. If anyone did that to my scoob, and get in the car and hunt them down.

Had my Scoob done three times.
It's a b*gger to get off once it goes hard.:(:
Alcazar

unfortuately this is will become more common over the coming months due to the fact Halloween is round the corner and little pr*!ks spend all their pocket money on eggs & fireworks. In someways count yourself it wasn't the latter mentioned which i have seen happen in the past. I recommend a firm but fair slap if you ever are lucky enough to catch the ba@#!rds

I reckon I discovered a little known feature of Swi**ol wax. Egg doesn't stick to it:D:D:D:D
Egg on the alloys was a bit more stubborn and the fecking stuff had even got inside the filler cap flap.

Bring back birching



[Edited by markr1963 - 9/20/2003 12:34:37 PM]

I had a golf ball chucked at my car while it was sat on the drive - jealous kids!
Wish I had caught them.

Jesus!!
someones whacked off over your car:eek:

Peanuts
That's too gross to contemplate :D

:eek: ...But his theory may help you identify the culprit. Look how much there was, and ask yourself which of your mates isn't getting any at the moment? :D

My friends Clio Cup was egged after the first night he had it :rolleyes:

He took a day off work to clean it :eek:

[Edited by WRX Wannabe - 9/25/2003 4:21:29 PM]

Had mine done in Preston on the way back from work.

I slammed my brakes on, chased the tw**s down the street, so pissed off that i ran out of the car after them, and left keys in ignition.

Managed to grab one of them smashed his face a couple of times, the rest got away.

Spent an age the next morning getting the stuck on egg shells off the paint without scratching it.

Happened to me. Hit the boot of my STi7 Prodrive. Just reversing into a spot on a supermarket carpark. Jumped out the car a cought one of the little F#!*$s and had to defend myself when he attacked me ;-)

Little satisfaction though. The egg chipped the paint and the boot had to be resprayed. Worked on the theory the police won't be interested and he is not old enough to even get a slapped wrist.

Sorry to hear you has a similar experience mate.

Put the damn camera down and wash it off - it can take paint off dont ya know!

Maybe someone thought it was an egg cup?

<gets coat>

slight slap!!!! id give em a right kicking!! never do it again!!!! dont get me started on this!!!!!!!

in my last car that was nothing special, I was pulling out of a petrol station and young lad was about to cross the entrance and so had to walk round the back of my car. I noticed in his had a length of plastic pipe, and I knew he was gonna **** the car with it.

I watched him cross behind me and he seen me looking at him then "whack" he hit the back of the car with it. He didnt do any damage it was just the bare faced cheek of it. I jumped out and grabbed him, threw the pipe over a wall, smacked him over the back of the head and threw him by his hair through a hedge.

then sped off.

if he'd caused damage i'd have slit his fecking throat.

really does damage paint work, get it off asap

LMAO

This is one of the many reasons why I decided to buy a house with a garage before buying an Impreza. I wouldnt dream of owning an Impreza Turbo and not parking it in the safety of a garage. Sorry to hear all your unfortunate incidents, happy to hear some of you gave the little feckers a good ol slap;)

My mate had someone shove an airbomb or somekind of firework up the exhaust of his focus on bonfire night, made a right mess of it.
Someone should teach these morons a lesson.

Simple enough, just shove a firework up the kid's *rs*, provided you can catch the little scrote... ;)

my mate was in his lotus esprit outside a club waiting to pick up his girl,when two lads keyed his car. he caught them. he's handy they wern't . justice was metered out ...no complaints from either party.........not saying it's right !!!!!!! but i guess this post get's a few thumbs up......

Yer Not David Blane ae you?

is it not past your bed time?

If so get rid of the Water / injection.

are has an r in it

Probably doesn't if you're Scottish, although Blaine definitely has an i in it! ;)