SCENARIO:

she is at her mother's funeral and she sees the man of her dreams there, the type man she has always set her heart on being with one day, but does not get a chance to talk to him or find out who he is as he leaves before the service is over.

two days later she kills her sister......

WHY!?

What would your answer to this be.....

So he will turn up at the sisters funeral?

Hello

Because she is annoying and deserves to die?

Steve.

I killed the sister so I could get the bloke back to the next funeral and kill the lot them. But first I have to pull my car out the lake..........

She killed her sister because she's fallen in love with the minister/vicar/father

Coz she went all menthol,and the little fruit bat that lives behind her ear told her to do it.IMO

Some other answers....

No, no. The answer is.............because she is a woman and that is just the sort of inexplicable, twisted $h!t they get up to. ;)

:p

[Edited by PG - 7/16/2003 10:38:11 AM]

Because she's a woman? :D

Ha !! beat you to it :p

very interesting so far... keep them coming....

Thats why you edited it eh Pg? Cheater :p

Was it her time of the month?

no.
changed it from
inexplicable $h!t to inexplicable, twisted $h!t for added offence ;):p
:D

Because she hopes that the man will attend her sisters funeral!

A man is heading towards the centre of a field, he know he is going to die when he gets there but does not stop..... WHY?

Her sister used the last tampon in the house and so she had to make do with a bit of bolsa wood!

I never liked her sister anyway...




the bitch.

Phil, cos his parachute had failed! :)

LMAO :D

Because that's the time that the countdown for 10 nuclear bombs finishes. The end of the world is nigh. Mwahahahahaaaaaaaa. :D

No. John Conner will save him.

I made sure that he was disposed of. :p

First they sent arnie ant they failed. Then they sent that dude from the X-files and failed. They sent a fit bird to kill him and what happens? They whole world blows up! :D

Why didn't someone tell me this was done before!!!! never mind.

In answer to the other one, he was either on an aircraft which was out of control or had just fallen from a plane or his parachute wouldn't open???? Yes / No??? Maybe?
:)
P

What do you mean "used to identify psychopaths" wot u tyrin to say , eh,wanna step outside ,? , well? .... :D

And after actually reading the post( :rolleyes: ) it's obvious why she did it ,and you're all wrong btw, it's cos shes a cyclepath....

its because the man is married to her sister, so she killed her sister and she will be his shoulder to cry on.

and then she'll start nagging him, blah blah blah, and shes killed before so she'll kill him to see who turns up for his funeral.

From the International Classification of Mental and Behavioural Disorders(ICD-10)

F60.2 Dissocial personality disorder

Personality disorder, usually coming to attention because of a gross disparity between behaviour and the prevailing social norms, and characterised by:

(a) callous unconcern for the feelings or others;
(b) gross and persistent attitude of irresponsibility and disregard for social norms, rules and obligations;
(c) incapacity to maintain enduring relationships, though having no difficultly in establishing them;
(d) very low tolerance to frustration and a low threshold for discharge of aggression, including violence;
(e) incapacity to experience guilt or to profit from experience, particularly punishment;
(f) marked proneness to blame others, or to offer plausible rationalisations, for the behaviour that has brought the patient into confict with society.

There may also be persistant irritabilitly as an associated feature. Conduct disorder during childhood and adolescence, though not invaribly present, may further support the diagnosis.

includes: amoral, antisocial, asocial, psychopathic, and sociopathic personality(disorder)

excludes: conduct disoders(F91.-)
emotionally unstable personality disorder(F60.3)



[Edited by richiewong - 7/17/2003 11:04:36 PM]

The correct answer is that his parachute has failed to open!