It's a guy at work who's 50, Rik1471 has started by writing
"you know you've turned 50 when".. without thinking what the end will be. All the suggestions so far are a bit offensive. eg.. "you're asleep, but people are worried you're dead!" or "Your back goes out more than you do" So helpful suggestions please :rolleyes: Cheers Avi :D |
lol :D looks like this could be a good thread
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you pull up outside a dunn & co shop and say "nice cardy"
BB:) |
......you have to remember to pop your teeth in if your eating solids
......you get up 30 times each night to point percy at the porcelain |
Let's see if we can actually come up with a useable one please ?
as well as the funny ones :D |
....you get crappy cards like this
Happy birthday |
How about:
Reaching 50 is not the end of the world, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . But you can see it from there......:D |
go to Clinton cards and copy one from there.
or bin the whole thing and just write:- I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm not a plucking peasant, thats why I got you this card... and not a flucking present! :D |
..the age gap is less of an issue when seeing your daughters mates
:D |
lol @ Jason :D:D:D
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how about :-
your birthday is coming your bellies getting fat and I dont often send a card to a tw a t but seeing as your 50 and times are getting hard heres your fooking, birthday card. |
I suppose a non offensive one is
...you can say 'if' rather than when I retire... |
But then again non-offensive and funny does'nt go hand in hand :)
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"You know you're old when.. There's nothing left to learn the Hard Way" was the final edit :p
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Ahem.................... Speaking from the lofty heights of 51 years of age..... 50 /51 is NOT old ! Just you lot wait 'till you get here (if you do), you'll be suprised at what the world has to offer you and what you can do that you couldn't when you were mere 20's 30's and 40's. Its a very, very nice feeling ~ suprisingly !
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