Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q: Why are men and parking spaces alike?
A: Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled.

Q: What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A: If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.

Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can't stand criticism.

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A: Because these men already have boyfriends.

Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q: What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?
A: Men miss them all.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Tits don't have eyes.

Oh Sh*t, wrong forum. What a muppet

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