Why is that I simply cant talk rationally to girls that Im interested in.

If they're mingin, a workmate (not the Black n Decker thing :D) or a relative, no problems!

Im such an IDIOT! :rolleyes: :( :D

Rant over, no replies required!

have you tried beer?

..for him or her?...


:D..

lmao

http://www.maj.clara.net/funnies/beer.jpg

Paul

Cheers MATE! :p

I stopped drinkin a few years back so maybe I need to start again ;)



Richard

I do the same:D I get all the right words out, just not always in the right order:rolleyes: Munters are no problem though:rolleyes:

Just need to chill alittle mate - act natural, make them laugh and your in;) If you act funny they act funny and you walk away feeling a dong - dont think of them as potential girlfriends - that worked best for me. After that - easy peasy!

Iv'e always found birds form the ugly end of the market (friday night sperm banks) to be more fun when it comes to bedroom athletics - I suppopse its down to not caring if they are appreciative or not:D

you can re-phrase that if you want.

Marky San - The absolute worst thing is that I KNOW ALL that, yet still fcuk it all up.

[Homer] Doh! [/Homer]

MJ LOL :D

yes, maybe rephrasing would've been a good option - I like the word 'dong' though LOL!!

rr_ww.... your jokes cant be good enough. Just be cool. Or wave the subaru keyring under their nose - never worked for ever, but atleast you feel superior LOL!! No one liked my Justy hehe!!

it is because the fit ones put you under pressure mentally to say the right thing.

you cant relax, stutter or say something pathetic. you want to be witty but end up being as funny as a chuckle brother

take a supermarket checkout for example...you feel more at ease with the bride of frankenstein serving you than with melinda messengers sister.

im afraid mingers are the way forward if you want to show off your personality to the max...fit birds allow 30% of your real personality to show since you get mentally tongue-tied by their luscious bodies!

rr,

I'm no expert, but why not get some practice in with some of the "less" desireable specimens - shallow I know, but at the end of the day it might build the old confidece - with the added bonus of a bag empty.

Unfortunateley I am still in the stage of "less" desireable specimens - my ideal woman still lives in eutopia, and has no plans of moving near me,but ce'st la vie.

That is true!!:D:D If you want a good night.... err.. enough already;)

PMSL

Andy

I'm exactly the same, pretty much any woman that's not available I can talk to all day, but show me a single girl that I like the look of, and I never get to talk to them cos I end up sh*tting through the eye of a needle within about two minutes!!
And beleive me, that makes even me unattractive!!

Maybe its just not meant to be, they are all for me instead cos I am dead confident, witty and married.... Bugger

funny isn't it when I was in my teens and twenties I had real nerve problems talking to girls.......now I'm an old git it's no problem at all until they ask if i have any kids, where my wife is etc.

My only advice is-try to chill they are probably as nervous as you.

I know what you mean, I get the same. Chat to women all the time no problems....If I really fancy them (and it is quite rare) then I'm a complete dime bar!! Rest of the time have no problems at all and do get them flirting at me ;)

My mates know straight away if I'm out and really fancy a women, ages before trying to talk to them....No need to tell them :rolleyes:

If you get the answers then let me know. I don't think of them as future girlfriends etc either, not what I'm looking for.

Cheers Phill

PS Do you really think that your car / keys will get you laid ?? Cause it won't :eek:

[Edited by babber - 3/11/2003 10:47:32 PM]