I'm currently trying to think of some slogans for rear number plates but with a difference ;)

The slogans will be made as stickers (yellow background with black letters) to fit on the bottom of a standard size plate but rather than being positive comments will be to stick on peoples plates who annoy you or cut you up etc. :D

The best i've come up with so far is "w&nker on board" :D

Any suggestions used will be rewarded with a few for free :D

So get suggesting!

Just superglue an L plate to the back of their car

"Hey look, I'm a tosser"

"How's my driving? yep, shyte is about right"

peado on board

Stevie Wonder School of Motoring

Vote Labour

Kick Me

:D one or two good ones in with a shout

just thought of another, "my mum's also my sister!" he he or is that a tad close to the bone? :D

c'mon, there must be a lot more suggestion out there :D

"If you can read this, I've probably just cut you up"

Like this lot?

sort of, but they're all funny.

I was wanting more insulting ones against the driver of the car as he won't know that the stickers are on ;) Plus you'll get greater satisfaction from putting the stickers on lol :D

Gareth

"I have a tesco's clubcard" - that would piss me off big time...

My parents were related...... before they got married

"No War In Iraq" :D ;)

"Why is your wife so ugly!"

should get the guy beaten up by some meathead with a pug ugly wife. God knows I see enough of them when I return to England!

Why dont you piss off home to your wife and MY kids?

oi copper slag, tell your wife she was crap last night!

'URGENT' call the police, this car is stolen :D