why did the good lord give women thrush?
to teach them how to live with an iritating c u n t before they marry one!


wife says to her husband"did you know a bull can manage sex everyday, that 365 times a year!"
husband replies"yeah but he doesn't have to shag the same fcuking cow !!!!!!!!!"


a little girl goes in to a barbers and stand beside the chair eating a cake.
the barber says,you are going to get hair on your muffin!
i know she says, i am going to get t1ts too!!!

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