Should be interesting:D...

http://www.onlineathens.com/images/1...ake_bookLR.jpg

...And making a welcome return....
http://upload.turbosport.co.uk/getpi...2454154995.jpg

...as a lesson in "Make sure you know what you're letting yourself in for before signing the surgeon's dotted line".

Look out for the bit when he reckons he's rich enough to be immortal. :rolleyes:

When asked how much he's worth, he can't come up with a number. He's too embarrassed to say. I think Badger Stuffer would understand. ;)

seen part of this show on the news this morning he walks into a shop and spends £3.6m he buys some stupid chess set for £200,000
and he goes to buy a table or something which is ridiculously priced and is told you have to buy them in pairshttps://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Smack%20Bottom.gifdoes this bloke need a good shake or what

By the looks of that foto he could have got a part in LOTR - Think of the money they would have saved not having to apply make-up, etc. As for which part, anything scary i suppose.

Will be wathcing the programme on Leonardo Da Vinci, food for the soul followed by CSI on living+1, life don't get no better!

FRUITCAKE ALERT!, FRUITCAKE ALERT!

Good luck to him..

Good Luck to him! In what way? Bleaching himself white, trying to look like someone else, dangling babies out of windows, high pitched screeching trying to pass itself off as music, ****** little kids, shaggin little chimps, artificial insemination of women, staying married to someone for more than 10 mins, etc. etc.?

Expand pleeze :D

I think the guys a true 'one off'. I still like and buy his music. How he lives his life is his choice IMO. I'm jealous as **** that he can do what he does so well.

One off? What, you mean like other 'one off' nutters and psycho's of the 20th C? Better not 'name' any or another flame war might start, lol...............

He loves to climb trees and have water ballon fights more than anything else !!:confused:

funny thing is Uri Geller thinks he is normal????????

Perhaps Uri should bend his face and brain back into shape!

LOL

Uri Urine.................. The stories will come out sooner or later about him.

Don't forget though that he made some damn fine records in his day. Poor sod :(

He's just a harmless child.

Ho Ho Ho green giant !! LOL

A billion dollars!

Kin ell

that much wealth would drive anyone a bit crazy :(

Fook sake !! He is like a freak in a china shop :D

That one there
and
That one there
and
That one there
and
That one there
and
That one there
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That one there
and......... LMAO :D

Exactly. How the feck is anyone gonna spend a billion dollars?

He's also surrounded by crowds of thick American's. Thta's bound to send you over the edge ... my name's Bob from Houston, Texas.

Imagine getting that everytime you step outside. I'm just surprised he hasn't went nuts with an AK47 yet ;)

Stefan

That reminds me, I need an urn or 50.

For my ashes, when Ive spent all me billions :D

Must be nice to ba able to do that and not even bother to look at the price tag - b@stard.

Yeah, jammy git :)

So you believe the way he went white? through god?

Did he do that to himself or what? :confused:

http://upload.turbosport.co.uk/getpi...5724387005.jpg



I've got it, he's an alien! :eek: He is starting to look like one.



[Edited by cryptwalk - 2/3/2003 9:57:59 PM]

I think he meant that you'll need to ask God why he was given the skin condition (if that's what he's got). What's more believable, MJ's skin condition or God :confused: ;)

Stefan

Or talented artist?

That wasn't meant to be derrogatory.

"He's also surrounded by crowds of thick American's. Thta's bound to send you over the edge ... my name's Bob from Houston, Texas."

very true!!

Also there is a huge Business "Around" Micheal Spending his money for him. The guy is been so ripped off by his own people its untrue.

No wonder he loves that tree,even though the "Steps" up it are man made...