10 Ways to Annoy People Using the Toilet Cubicle Next to Yours

1. Clap and cheer every time someone farts or drops a load.

2. Yell out, "Whoa this water is cold".

3. Drop a marble in the bowl and yell out, "Oh ****, my glass
eye!"

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never had that colour before".

5. Grunt and strain aloud for 30 seconds, drop a rockmelon into the bowl, then sigh.

6. Say, "Now how did that get in there?"

7. Fill a plastic bottle with water then squirt it erratically
under the stalls yelling, "Whoa, easy boy!"

8. Say, "Hmmm, more floaters than sinkers today".

9. Wipe some peanut paste on some toilet paper, drop it so it
slides into the next cubicle then say, "Could you kick that back
here please".

10. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot".