A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front
seat.
The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with him.

The Nun, surprised by the question politely declines and gets off at the

next
stop.

When the bus starts on it's way the bus driver says to the hippie, "If
you
want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie, of course, says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver
tells
him
that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to
pray
to
the Lord.

"If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," said the bus
driver,
"you could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

Well, the hippie decides to try this out so that Tuesday he goes to the
cemetery and waits for the nun. And right on schedule the nun shows up.

When she's in the middle of praying the hippie walks out from hiding, in

robes
and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and
I
will
answer them but first, you must have sex with me."

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity.

The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about to go to work on the
nun.

After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts, "A-ha! I'm
the
hippie!"

The nun replied by whipping off her mask and shouting, "A-ha! I'm the
bus
driver!"

Old ones are the best ? you should know , you mad git .
Dave