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STi-Frenchie 28 November 2002 03:27 PM

David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no
previous experience he skillfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a
steady pace. Posh stands admiringly watching her husband.

After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.

Posh starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband, as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck.

David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness.

Posh is now frantic and screams and screams for help.

With this, the Tesco's Security Guard hears her screams, comes out of the store, and unplugs the horse.

TelBoy 28 November 2002 03:32 PM

17,000,000,000,009....

;)

STi-Frenchie 28 November 2002 03:51 PM

Oh bu55er, you'd heard it before then? Sorry !

TelBoy 28 November 2002 03:52 PM

Word for word, funnily enough ...!!!!

:D

chiark 28 November 2002 04:59 PM

I hadn't mate, superb :D

Just done the rounds at the office - new to us all :D :D :D

Cheers,
Nick.


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