Two Texans were having lunch at their favourite restaurant when they noticed a young woman at the next table having trouble breathing.

One of the Texans got up, walked over to her table, took her face in his big Texan hands and said,"Kin ya swaller?'
She shook her head "No."
"Kin ya breathe?"
Again she shakes her head "No."

The Texan grabs her around the waist with one of his big Texan hands, turns her over, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her knickers and licks arse! Of course the young woman was so shocked that she coughed causing the food to dislodge. The big Texan pulls up her knickers, pulls down her skirt, turns her right side up, tips his hat and returns to his seat.

His companion is sitting there stunned. "I have never seen anything like that in my whole life!" he says to his friend.

"Yeah, I tell ya, that Hind Lick Manoeuvre works every time!"

Mak.

That's the worst one I have ever heard in my life