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drawn on eyebrows............i mean why the feck do they shave em off and then draw em back on? thats like me shaving my head and then drawing it back on with a marker pen.......fecking freaks.
also if a bird wears lipstick why do some of them draw a big black line around their mouth? fecking clowns.... |
Originally Posted by urban
(Post 11982385)
That should be banned, when they walk it looks like two dogs trying to get out of a black bin bag
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Originally Posted by Steve001
(Post 11982521)
Ooooooooooh er :D
https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.sco...d8e54be0bc.jpg It would take 2 or 3 leopards to take that bit#h down :) |
Originally Posted by the shreksta
(Post 11982533)
drawn on eyebrows............i mean why the feck do they shave em off and then draw em back on? thats like me shaving my head and then drawing it back on with a marker pen.......fecking freaks.
also if a bird wears lipstick why do some of them draw a big black line around their mouth? fecking clowns.... Becuause threading hurts the soft cants and they'd rather shave proper women thread there eyebrows into shape and not shave then draw and look like clowns totally agree |
Originally Posted by ditchmyster
(Post 11982531)
Please explain, I haven't got a clue what any of that means. :lol1:
Ripped out fireplace - rather large and well used flange - she's had more pricks than a used dart board BOBFOC means "Body off Baywatch Face off Crimewatch". BANTs - Axronym - "Big Ass, No Tits" - Two gentlemen in club: - Gentleman 1 "Wow. look at her!" - Gentleman 2 "Are you kidding? You need glasses! She's a bant!" LOW-RESOLUTION FOX means a girl who looks good from a distance, but close-up is actually minging. - I say Crispin, I believe I'd like to dip my wick in that young sort over there. Let's get a closer look. - On closer inspection she's a hound. Sorry old chum, got caught out by a low-resolution hottie. |
:lol1:
Love the BOBFOC... that's always a shocker, almost as bad as a bloke with long hair and tight jeans.... looking good from behind. :lol1: Seen a few low resolution foxes in my time too... again what a let down, or some dog faced wrinkly old cow. :lol1: |
Originally Posted by the shreksta
(Post 11982533)
...also if a bird wears lipstick why do some of them draw a big black line around their mouth? fecking clowns....
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lol at Dr Hu :thumb: ;)
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Originally Posted by ZANY
(Post 11982537)
I'd trim the bitch up in no time :eek::eek: in the gym that is :lol1:
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Originally Posted by Steve001
(Post 11982521)
Ooooooooooh er :D
https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.sco...d8e54be0bc.jpg It would take 2 or 3 leopards to take that bit#h down :) |
This is in the same league as Pluto, A FRICKIN MICRO PLANET! :eek:
https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.sco...8254159e1f.jpg |
Originally Posted by Steve001
(Post 11982711)
This is in the same league as Pluto, A FRICKIN MICRO PLANET! :eek:
https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.sco...8254159e1f.jpg Thanks Steve :lol1: off to the gym in an hour should have had a lay in :cry: |
Originally Posted by madscoob
(Post 11982674)
this is also known as a muffun top 2 butts, she lost points for not having the thigh to back of knee butt that would of been a 3butts grimmer
My neighbours obsessed with this model of species :rolleyes: |
Originally Posted by ZANY
(Post 11982783)
You ever had one of these biggies buddy :norty:
My neighbours obsessed with this model of species :rolleyes: |
Originally Posted by ZANY
(Post 11982783)
You ever had one of these biggies buddy :norty:
My neighbours obsessed with this model of species :rolleyes: Captain Ahab? |
Originally Posted by madscoob
(Post 11982823)
hell no i would rather have a wank with a handfull of broken glass :nono::nono:
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Originally Posted by legb4rsk
(Post 11982828)
What's his name?
Captain Ahab? |
I'm not a fan of tattoos anyway. But anything on a woman that on the neck or breast plate area is even worse.
http://www.everytattoo.com/data/medi...hestPlate6.jpg some really pretty girls who have tacky tattoos in some stupid areas..... why?? tell me why???? Cheryl Cole..... what she done that for??? http://stealherstyle.net/wp-content/...utt-tattoo.jpg |
I'm not a fan of tattoos anyway. But anything on a woman that on the neck or breast plate area is even worse.
http://www.everytattoo.com/data/medi...hestPlate6.jpg some really pretty girls who have tacky tattoos in some stupid areas..... why?? tell me why???? Cheryl Cole..... what she done that for??? http://stealherstyle.net/wp-content/...utt-tattoo.jpg |
I’d agree with the majority on the whole eyebrow thing....why shave off perfectly good eyebrows just to draw them back on again?
Overweight women.....I keep myself in shape and walking costs nothing! Women who are into football / talk about football. Literally 0% interested. Materialistic women I.e handbags, shoes etc.....the Chloe Kardashian type. |
Originally Posted by Peedee
...Materialistic women I.e handbags, shoes etc.....the Chloe Kardashian type.
That represents 99.999% of the demographic, no? lol |
Gunt.
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Originally Posted by scoobynutta555
Gunt.
:lol1: Gotta love the Urban Dic. lol |
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Thats like something you'd see on an episode of the Exorcist
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Originally Posted by Steve001
(Post 11984561)
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Originally Posted by Steve001
(Post 11982521)
Ooooooooooh er :D
https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.sco...d8e54be0bc.jpg It would take 2 or 3 leopards to take that bit#h down :) They wouldn’t bother, a whole pack couldn’t drag that carcas up a tree. |
Originally Posted by madscoob
(Post 11984662)
female ? chucky doll lmao
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Originally Posted by Fishbowlhead
(Post 11984665)
They wouldn’t bother, a whole pack couldn’t drag that carcas up a tree.
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Nesting crabs..........
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