Worst impreza ebay ad ever?
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-Imp...EAAOSw-3FZN8hk

Literally everything is wrong with this advert :lol1::lol1:

What in God's name is this ad all about I love the way it is completely standard apart from the typhoon system and the engine ecu flash.
Oh and I like the Dragon on the back lol lol lol 15k is he for real

I think he means engine flushed prior to the oil change, his English isn't the best by the look of it. :lol1:

I think he's put 15k to stop people hitting buy it now as he's looking for a swap.

Saw this car local to me yesterday in the shell garage Guy seems like he wasn't to clued up (poor fellow). Car looked well clean £15,grand. Loooooool.

3 pictures, 1 of the rear end, some documents and the last one, like it's all wrapped up ready for the big reveal :D

The best part is the 'like a remap' BUT NOT! K&N Typhoon

it's done just over 4k miles since 2012 and is currently on Sorn :Suspiciou

It's a very suspicious add lol

Still not as good as this impreza add I found now sold though lol
http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/122557784189?rmvSB=true&ul_ref=http%3A%2F%2Frover. ebay.com%2Frover%2F1%2F710-53481-19255-0%2F1%3Ficep_ff3%3D2%26pub%3D5574630519%26toolid%3 D10001%26campid%3D5337772534%26customid%3D%26icep_ item%3D122557784189%26ipn%3Dpsmain%26icep_vectorid %3D229508%26kwid%3D902099%26mtid%3D824%26kw%3Dlg%2 6srcrot%3D710-53481-19255-0%26rvr_id%3D1242785269486&_mwBanner=1&ul_noapp=tr ue

I see your advert and raise you this

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/subaru-imp...4AAOSwX9FZHq95

see him advertising cars/parts all the time, maybe he should spend some £ on an education and grammar lessons.

Yeah that ''frech import'' one has been hanging around for a while now, been relisted numerous times.

He's had a few imports for sale, I'll never understand how someone can be switched on enough to know how to import a car from Japan (I wouldn't have a clue) and yet have such appalling standards of spelling and grammar and a complete inability to create a coherent ebay advert.

Your right that is a funny ad in fact it's amasing lol lol

When posters on this forum criticise spelling and English then we know it must be pretty awful, innit! :lol1:

What's the fixation with 'roof scoops'? Or am I missing something? :)

Roof scoops clearly make your car much faster obviously you use a spoon to get ice cream it takes more time than if you use a scoop= faster lol

that's some bad grammer there. Wonder how he talks in person.

He might be playing fick and splet it wrong for the attention so the ad sticks out :wonder:
reverse psychology I fink

The thing is that bugeye doesn't appear to look too bad and isn't outrageously overpriced... but if I was looking for one I wouldn't even waste my time going to view it, just based on the standard of the advert.

It's a blobeye mate.

You've literally just summed the ad up :lol1:

I've bought bits off this guy previously no problems nice guy to deal with packaging is bang On even drops prices quite a bit if bought outside eBay but still accepts PayPal and can send invoices too :eek:
unlike me who sent a key to the wrong address although I had the address right in front of me to copy off !!! :freak3: :freak3: :freak3:

No he's on about the frech ad bro it's a bug

You defo missing something :freak3: :lol1:
Sikkkk as fcuuk bro once you flap you don't go back :hjtwofing

Yeah I was on about the bugeye... or buge eye as it's called in the ad!

Arrh flaps, now we're talking :norty:

I actually rang up and enquired about that car as you can't make any sense out of his ad. and to be fair, speaks like he writes! :freak3:
:D

Stick on roof scoops or any stick on ****ee like the vortex generator :freak3:
are a big :nono: but that's just my opinion and experience with the stick on crap

I learnt my lesson the hard way :lol1:

Still trying to sell, although no longer describing it as a ''frech import'' (Not so ''frech'' any more given how long he's been trying to flog it for stupid money)

It does have low mills, folding mires and no nocks or leeks.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-Imp...0AAOSwinVZsD8b

"This is a mint car but has small bubbling on the rear arch"

So...not mint then?