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Well was woken up at 2:30 this morning with the sound of a very heavy car crash ,, turns out some bell smoker has been driving like a cock and has lost control and gone though two walls and landed in the house next door to mine almost going though there wall (3rd)into my subarus ,,, caught the little **** though and had a few mins alone before the police turned up ,,turns out to be local and I know him so I'm fairly sure the car is stolen and prob from a burglary so I was happy to have a min or two alone with him

, the berry refers to my WRC build that's currently sat under a cover on my drive , hatchback next to it and a classic next to that


Wall one

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.sco...da17b89050.jpg

Wall two

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.sco...cc5c6af38f.jpg

What's a bell smoker :wonder: is it like a co@k sucker... :wonder:

Oh and learn to speak properly... bloody foreigners. :D

Close call, but what is a bell smoker?

:lol1: great minds.

beat you. :p

Bell (end) smoker , cock gobbler , dick sucker ,cock smoker, it was late and couldn't think of anything else lol

Got to say... it had me wondering if there was some new drug people were smoking that I'd not heard of. :lol1:

Dried sheep poop or something... :lol1:

He was the type that would of smoked anything you gave him lol

That was close then! Phew.

Didn't completely get away with it like I first thought , hatchback has taken a brick to the bonnet scoop and left a nice scratch , being black it was hard to tell last night ,, yet to peel the cover off the project and have a close look but as its a project I was more worried about my hatchback

Well if he wanted a good look at your marquee he got a 10 for effort .
Fcukn scroat !!! Most likely get a 20 hour community order where he becomes a Hod carrier , gets a change & purpose in life & becomes a moral citizen & roll model for others ...

Only 20hrs for that irresponsible dangerous action!! FOOOKIN joke pal and so is jail in this day and age
he'd go missing if he came through my garden like that!

FAO DOMINO - Hope it doesn't effect your insurance pal

Not good but thankfully it could have been a LOT worse. Still count that as a win.


Doubt he'll be claiming for the scoop scratch.


Will you be putting a whiplash claim in Domino? :D

No whiplash for me be He seemed to have a neck problem ie my foot was on it lol

No insurance claim for the scratch as its only small and have been planning a respray at some point as well just to get it 100% again

Who's forking out for the fence/gates damaged?

Sadly no one, they will have to claim of the house insurance as the car was stolen

Any damage to property should be claimed from the stolen cars insurance providing it is insured.

I had a stolen car crash into my car and drove off, police caught the driver and I claimed all costs from the stolen car owners insurance.

Oh dear did he fall over and you provided neck support to reduce risk of injury!!:norty::norty::norty:

Well there is only one thing these type of people understand , as I said I do know him so once he is back out of prison (he was only out about 5 days) I'll be going to see him again and carry on our conversation that the police interrupted ,,,,

What I found more amazing was the chap who's garden he ended up in next door to me slept though most of what went on outside his bedroom window lol ,, his Mrs had to wake him up to tell him to go outside as someone has crashed into his house lmao , he works very hard though lol

[QUOTE=domino46;11923518]Well there is only one thing these type of people understand , as I said I do know him so once he is back out of prison (he was only out about 5 days) I'll be going to see him again and carry on our conversation that the police interrupted ,,,,

+1 totally agree and if you was local I'd come with you pal:thumb:

Just watched the vid that's some accent you got bud haaaa

Bristol boy to the bone lol your not the first to comment on my accent lol,, farmers and there cars lol