£419 for a blow job from my missus, shes good but fook me i didnt expect it to be worth that much, speaks volumes really seeing as £400 gets me a go on your missus and sister at the same time.:thumb:

OK I win the ****ty insult competition :thumb:

Oh bless you're still going on with that crap :lol1: One of these days you might manage a sensible argument.

iphone and ipad changed things and were good

Iwatch thing I think was a dud really.And the rest of those devices,apple or not,really.I know if I haven't slept or walked a lot.lol

I couldn't do without my Watch, had it since launch and use it for multiple things every day. Just not having to get out my phone when it pings a notification is worth it, then there's Apple Pay, Alarms, Driving directions, answering the phone, heart rate monitoring, Bla, Bla, Bla.

It's maybe just me.Just like date and time on mine.lol

Do have a plastic casio for sport,but that's just for 100m water resistance and stopwatch :) Mind you I love it

And I'm not being funny about it:-)Just seems the iwatch is a duplication of everything you have in your pockets,in reach or under your nose.

They put gps on the latest one , makin it actually useful :thumb:

I'd like built in GPS, then I think of the times I've needed GPS and didn't have my phone, not once in over 2 years. Nice to have but certainly not needed.

What you mean is you like it, you could easily do without it, you managed for years without it.


The notifications things is handy, admittedly, especially in meetings when you can get away with looking at your watch but not your phone ;) , but it's not exactly life saving. As for the others, well, come on.........

Can get notifications on 20 quid Casio nowadays

lol.It's no good something notifying me about anything whilst I'm swimming

I'm sure that's dead bad grammar :D

Handy having your heart rate and stroke data.

Do you record data on all your wanks?

Sure I could, but I don't want to. It's saved lives already, yes any heart rate monitor may have helped, but it's life saving.

Activity Monitoring is great for fitness too, without looking like a douche wearing a scuba looking thing.

Why does my masturbation interest you? Pretty messed up head if that's the sort of image you like to conjure up in your spare time.

would be , if it were accurate - careful loz

https://www.dcrainmaker.com/2016/09/...2-preview.html

Very true, you'd be a fool to think it was a medical device.

Saying that.... https://www.wareable.com/apple/apple...onitoring-3357

https://9to5mac.com/2015/05/08/apple...itor-accuracy/

That's accurate.

Thought id pop it in here.

Know how insaid my pioneer nfc head phones lagged with the iphone 7. Well theres no issue with them kn the s7.......ummmm

:lol1:

Not sure about where that came from but it is funny.:lol1:

Wonder if it can count the strokes or give you a warning before the vinegar stroke. :lol1:

Never mind your ten greatest Wanks

What happened to the hmrc app, it's turned 90 % useless.:(

No surprise, it's because your headphones are not an Apple product.

10 years ago ...
 

... someone replied to this thread, and today the server finally updated this page and displayed what they posted :Suspiciou

lol

He said,a month ago

the worst thing re apple is the depletion of your memories , at will, pics and other stuff
( only slightly bitter)

If only they provided free back ups of your important data.