Worst films ever..warning to others..
 

We have had a good films to watch thread.But just a warning to anyone about watching utter drivel.

I was forced ( true ) to watch 50 shades.Utter rubbish,but my God, Bad Santa 2 I have just seen takes the biscuit.What a waste of 1.5 hours of my life:mad:

Did a big girl pin you down and make you watch it? :lol1:

I loved the first bad Santa. It was excellent

Bad Santa 2 has had awful reviews

most of the films I see I think have been a waste of my time

the last one a saw was Finding Dory, which was rubbish imo - lazy filmmaking, not a patch one Finding Nemo

Lol, it can't be worse than 50 shades of shi*

Skyline, Space Truckers, Solaris (Clooney version) Bullet to the Head - up there with the very worst.

Sausage Party - the novelty of cartoon characters swearing wears off within minutes.

Jupiter Ascending - tried twice to get to the end.

The deer Hunter... sat through it as I'd heard rave reviews, and it was dull to an extreme. I'll never get that wasted two hours back:mad:

Eyes wide shut?

Oh hell yeah. My mate thought it was a great film and really clever but I said to him it was utter ****e

batman vs superman, what a crock of pish that was.

Pyschotic batman tries to take out superman, really?

Batman vs superman... :lol:

Yeah I didn't get that either, as if!

The original story has Batman in an exo-suit ala the film fighting with a much weakened Superman having just been at ground zero from the detonation of the largest soviet nuclear weapon ever fired.

The comic handles the whole thing far far better.

In the film they beat each other up until they find out their mums had the same first name and become bro's for life.

Batman carving into the criminals skin was also terrible - used in the film to get up Supermans' nose and a very un-Batman thing to do. Afleck Batman is up there with Clooney and Kilmer as the very worst. I'd be happy with Christian "Has someone got a cough sweet?" Bale Batman.

All in all, it was a proper turd of a film.

tbh i think afleck could have done ok if the script and story wasnt so lame

E.T. I realise I am probably in the minority, but utter dog turd of a film.

Possibly. Admittedly at first I was like anyone but him. - It should have been someone like Josh Brolin. Superman and Batman fight in The Dark Knight Returns - Batman is much older and comes out of "retirement" as Gotham falls apart.

I guess they wanted someone who they could use for further films. Don't know what it is with DC films. They just can't help but balls up the source material. I've got Suicide Squad to watch but I'm not holding out much hope of it being any good.

Without a spoiler, its ok, but i didnt think anything special

Only Margot Robbie redeems it :norty:

preferred her in wolf of wall street :norty::norty::norty::norty::norty::norty:

i've lost track, which is the latest one? :lol1:

X Men Apocalypse......The end credit scene and the cameo by Wolverine is great.

Even as poor as some of the Marvel movies have been they are still far far better than the DC showings.

I switched off Suicide Squad as it's an utter pile of boring dross and had the misfortune to watch the BvS extended edition..good grief that was dull as hell.

All DC had to do was do origin stories for all the Justice League characters and then do the Justice League movie...i.e. like Marvel did for the Avengers

The Great Land of Small

ah that one, yeah wasnt impressed. they seem to go forward, back, left, right, up, down, inside and out time wise lol

I hate

Harry Potter
Star Wars
Bollywood
All Chinese films
and anything with Jerry Lewis in

who the hell is jerry lewis?

You're obviously a young man ;)

You're not missing much, though.

I've had to revert to google :D

Not really my kinda thing tbh, wouldn't remember much before the early 80's so looks to have been mainly been active before my time as you say. Sounds like that was a good thing :thumb:

The last Witch hunter has to be the biggest pile of Cr@p I've ever seen. Truly awful.

I didn't go to see Batman V Superman, as I could tell it was Sh!t without having to watch it.

Sausage party was just not funny at all. As said above, the swearing wears off after 5 mins.

Didn't think much to Suicide squad either.

London has fallen was utter sh!te too. The SAS was made out to look like a joke, but wait. One man can take on an entire terrorist outfit, while the SAS get shot and look on in awe.

Swiss army man. Just awful.

Arrivals.
Nocturnal Animals.
Suicide Squad.
Batman vs Superman.

Larry Brand's 'The Girl On The Train' (2013). Absolute rubbish.

What a waste of my 40 minutes! I ejected the DVD half way through. How these film makers think that by presenting something half-dreamy with some vague dialogues thrown in it can entertain/stimulate the audience, is beyond me. You have to be paralytic p7ssed to stand something like that. I should never have spent my four quid on this second hand DVD.

Not to be mistaken with the new, Emily Blunt one. Mind you, I hear that's that one is also nothing amazing, if not one of the worst movies.