Valentine's Day
 

Happy Valentines Day everyone :thumb::norty:

god , I wish I owned a card shop

Think you'd do better with a flower shop.

Our flower shop here closed down !

as well as the camera shop

What's the relevance of this ^ on a Valentine's Day thread, you numptie? :D Do you know what that says, in English?

Happy Valentine's Day to you all, my online friends and acquaintances. :)

You don't need flowers shops - garages sell flowers

Or you could just send some e-flowers and e-chocolates from Google images to your virtual or imagery girlfriend. Much cheaper and less hassle causing. You can save your money for your car parts and beer. :D

e-flowers, save your money for beer !

Where were you when I was single, Mrs Newbie was in a right grump this morning until Mr inter flora came knocking.

You didn't give in did you?

My Mrs is lucky to have me. I remind her of it every day, and I am more than any valentines day gift could compare to.

I am also modest.

To tell you the truth, I don't believe in anything 'e'. I'm a realist. :cool:

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HAHA hope Mr. Interflora wasn't too good looking. :Suspiciou I do think that there should be a policy to recruit mingers as Mr. Interfloras as the opposite of that could lead to ruining one fine day. ;) :D

To be fair first time I think, don't do cards, never have, but I was home alone on Friday night and must have caught myself off guard, dozen roses and a teddy bear for the little one.

She not stopped saying how surprised she was, hope you all had a good one :luvlove:

Today has been a normal day, apart from giving each other a card this morning


I had sex last night. I doubt I will get it tonight


Valentines bollox

Like most things in life

Valentine's Day is simply about managing expectations

I just gave my wife a tenner and told her to get her own.....I'm sure my bruises will go do soon and she'll start cooking for me again.....

The wife just reminded me, eight years ago to the day we picked our scoob up.

Sounds like a keeper :).