Alcazar's luck......2
 

Got home to find the grass very high, despite having two lads living free.

One has no money, and seems to have used the mower fuel in his car. The other refused to buy any more fuel unless it, too, disappeared.

So I set off this morning in nice weather to walk to the filling station....only to arrive as ALL the pumps crash and no fuel can be sold.

My ace luck continues.

You make your own luck - send out the little sh1t who nicked your mower fuel to acquire some more and on his return make the other little **** cut the grass!
Solved :thumb:

^^ This ^^ You're too soft ;)

I'd be inclined to "borrow" your son's spark plugs for your lawn mower...with three surplus kept as a spare just in case ;)

Yes, Jeff. You're soft.

Why did you walk? What up with your fleet of cars, you must have about 12 now between 4 of you ;) :D

You should probably top yourself :)

Mmmm, knowing my luck!!!!!!

Why did I walk? Nice enough day, about 300 yds, need the excercise.

Twelve cars? More like fifteen and a 15' speedboat.......

Top myself? Hmmmmm, what could possibly go wrong there?

Ha ha :lol1:

Sheer quality! :thumb: :lol1:

He tried.He shot himself in the head................................





missed his brains by 3 feet.




:D

He was actually based on me...... I even look like that.

^^^ I covered that in the 'Yahoo questions' thread. ;)