Originally Posted by andy97 (Post 11675767)

Apple are ripping off Omate watch design, Sue :)

How much did you pay and don't get 3g
http://www.omate.com/smartwatch.omate.trueSmart.html

Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 11675783)

That looks like the FREE "smart" watch that came with my old Sony Active phone... It was also rubbish.

Originally Posted by JackClark (Post 11675795)

It doesn't act like it and Matteboy don't forget, buy cheap, buy twice no doubt I told you that back then and you didn't listen. Maybe your chest strap is too tight.

Originally Posted by bioforger (Post 11675739)

If anyone needs help its you, using a block of wood as a stand indeed :cuckoo: ;) Why don't you move the whole stump into your room and spend the next year chiselling that away into a massive cock. You can then hang the watch on the bellend, which is also what the user is.

Originally Posted by f1_fan (Post 11675882)

While you're a massive cnut yourself that is a very funny post :lol1:

Originally Posted by f1_fan (Post 11675882)

While you're a massive c0ck yourself that is a very funny post :lol1:

Aside from that I see jonc has gone quiet having been made to look stupid as usual :lol1::lol1:

Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 11675878)

It's a gay watch.

This isn't... ;)

See, Suunto wearers climb mountains AND bleed...

http://www.summitpost.org/images/gear/medium/8534.JPG

Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 11675895)

Jon's thinking up his latest replies - it takes him a little while...

Originally Posted by andy97 (Post 11675929)

That jpeg has a hidden apk with it bad link

Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 11675878)

It's a gay watch.

This isn't... ;)

See, Suunto wearers climb mountains AND bleed...

http://www.summitpost.org/images/gear/medium/8534.JPG

Originally Posted by jonc (Post 11675925)

Ah didums, what's the matter? Am I not giving you enough attention? I've told you before, go and stalk someone else. :rolleyes:

You are the usually the first to complain about homophobic posts from other forum users in the past. Here's Matteboy doing the very thing you dispise, presumably amongsts all his other insecurities feels the need to "prove" his sexuality and manliness. Only here, the only proof everyone can see is Matteboy sucking your virtual knob. Maybe you like it and that's why you haven't jumped on his case. I'm happy for the both of you, you're made for each other, at least it's taken your mind off mine. :lol1:

Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 11673755)

Why the character slurs over a piece of tech?
I had the choice over either; it's not a money issue. I chose the best option by miles. You're not a sea swimmer, surfer, MTBer are you? Because the Apple watch is no good for any of these activities

Originally Posted by Devildog (Post 11675982)

It was never intended to be the watch of choice for any of those activities Matt.

I think the point you are missing is that its not a "sports watch" in the sense you (and I to be fair) would define a sports watch.



That's the point. Apple watch buyers are more than likely to have multiple watches. That doesn't make the product in some way sub optimal - it is what it is. Your watches, all of them, will be pretty **** at 99.9 percent of what the Apple watch is good at.

What's the problem?

Originally Posted by f1_fan (Post 11675973)

:lol::lol::lol: It's funny as I thought you would like the Apple Watch as after all it's made in your ancestral homeland with their wonderful working conditions and dubious human rights record! :thumb:

Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 11675986)

Now if you read Jack's posts PROPERLY you will see he is convinced that the Apple Watch is a proper sports device. It isn't. Yet he's argued and argued that it is (claiming it's waterproof, it isn't is just one example) but no athlete worth their salt would use one.

So my watches don't replicate what my iPhone 6 does - that's because I don't need a watch to do 40% of what the phone in my pocket does funnily enough.

Hey, why don't I also wear smart glasses that allow me to check my emails shall I? Oh no, I won't because that's utterly pointless.

Apple has invented something that no one needs - for timekeeping, heavy duty sport, etc, get a G Shock. For a fitness tracker - get a Garmin/Suunto/Polar. For a smart looking watch get a decent automatic from a good manufacturer.

Apple is answering questions no one is answering yet using their almost magical hold over a lot of iSheep, they convince millions they must have this utterly pointless piece of fashion tat.

We use Apple products and SOME are great but this thing is good at nothing except confirming the buyer is a complete fashion victim.

Originally Posted by jonc (Post 11675998)

You thought I'd like the Apple Watch because I'm Chinese, that has got to be the dumbest statement you've ever posted with a hint of racism with that sweeping generalisation, not all Chinese support China's human rights record or work with those "ethics" or like the Apple Watch. What next, we all look alike? :Whatever_

Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 11676007)

37 years old,32D... ;)

So what does the Apple watch do that's useful?

M135i; only six pot, RWD hatchback on sale.
Suunto; only 100m waterproof GPS watch with decent battery life.

At least they are some useful features...