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I don't think that's what Madonna had in mind when she said she wanted "to be pulled off on stage"

And didn't Kanye West sound better when he was muted

The Fallen Madonna....but the show must go on!

"Nan down!"

What amused me was the fact she sang
# watch me stumble # all but immediately after. :D

Seriously, that was some nasty fall. Felt really sorry for her.........

Knowing HER though, and given her track record, it was probably staged (for the column inches/social media frenzy) lol

It looked like the cape should have come off as it was yanked but instead Madge followed it left down the stairs! I feel sorry for the dancers who pulled it and the costume designer who created it because someone is in for a right bollicking tonight!

That and the cringeworthy Lewis and Ellie show :D

Nice to see the "cool people" brought back down to Earth once in a while (Literally!) :p

High steps... Long cape around near feet... Live performance... What could possibly go wrong. ;)


Yeah, the Ellie/Lewis pairing was a bit car crash, sadly. Hard to watch.

I'm surprised Kanye Wests use of the N word wasn't muted but the rest of his awful performance was.

That's what I thought. I guess he promised he wouldn't be controversial - read, an ass - but deliberately 'fooled' the producers and they couldn't react?

I thought they usually broadcast potentially/highly likely controversial live events 1-2 minutes behind time, so they can make sure nothing dodgy 'gets through'...

Where was health and safety when Paloma Faith was on stage? All that water!

What about a crowded stage & 2 hand held flame throwers:nono:

The Madge indecent shows that even with all that rehearsal & health & saftey things will still go wrong.
I think one of the flame throwers malfunctioned & stopped working anyway so that shows nothing is perfect.

Who was the twitt on with Jimmy Carr who kept interrupting his punchlines??

Some 6' 1" American underwear model. Got a weird name, which I can't remember.

Zooms off to google......

lewis hamilton turning down Ellie's marriage propsal with a straight "NO" made me think "he must be mad" !!

Here you go, fill your pants...

http://www.google.co.uk/search?clien...43.Lheu_09U2MI

Karlie Kloss.

Well, from the neck up - she doesn't know anything about comedy, timing, punchlines etc etc

Mind you, from the neck down :norty: :thumb:

That's ALL that matters. ;)

She possesses a Taylor Swift feline type head. Which I dig. Prefer Taylor's though.

boobies look pushed up to me

( our fallen madonna)

Why was that West blokes lyric muted, was it because he was crap or his use of the word nigger ;)

He said it before it was muted.

I loathe Ant and fcuking Dec !
Too nice - seem to like everybody and everything.
Mind you I'm glad that useless fat fcuk Corden wasn't presenting this year.

Not so fat, apparently lost 6st. Shame none of it came off his face.

Wish the media would stop going on about the fall.