WANTED Sprint car to borrow for TOTB
Happy to put my own petrol in, and I'll even give you £50 for the tyres I chew up :D
Don't want to spend more than £200 on the higher of the car for the weekend, and I need it delivering please :D Anything I've missed? ;) |
You want it washing and servicing beforehand and to come with a full tank of fuel:lol1:
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Anything you've missed? Clearly rehab! :D
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I'd insist on a tank of v power and a go pro for that much!
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£200 bloody hell that's steep, i'd expect whoever to throw his mrs into the deal for a weekend of orifice abuse as well for that much dollar.:thumb:
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I have a 1 litre saxo with bad boy bonnet you can hire for £500 a day. No need to thank me, it's what I do.
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I've got an old astra here that I can rip the interior out of if you wanna use that.
Call it £150 for the weekend plus fuel and i'll cover the tyre damage...... :-) |
After some careful deliberation, I've decided to sweeten the deal to try in hope that some chav who's managed to afford a Scoob will drop me a pm.
Now prepared to map the car myself with my Acer XP laptop and vag lead. I'll even map for use of the dregs of a 205L barrel of meth ( well I think its meth) I've had outside for a few years too ;) I'll happily wash tbe car down too at my local £1 car wash and sprinkle some brut on the driver seat afterwards to cover up any undesired smells. Oh and for added security at Elvington, I'll keep tbe car close by the Wong pi$$ up tent and BBQ to prevent it going missing! |
Originally Posted by Rob Day
(Post 11451637)
After some careful deliberation, I've decided to sweeten the deal to try in hope that some chav who's managed to afford a Scoob will drop me a pm.
Now prepared to map the car myself with my Acer XP laptop and vag lead. I'll even map for use of the dregs of a 205L barrel of meth ( well I think its meth) I've had outside for a few years too ;) I'll happily wash tbe car down too at my local £1 car wash and sprinkle some brut on the driver seat afterwards to cover up any undesired smells. Oh and for added security at Elvington, I'll keep tbe car close by the Wong pi$$ up tent and BBQ to prevent it going missing! |
You will give the owner free passenger laps all day? :p
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Originally Posted by fat-thomas
(Post 11451649)
Is Wong going to levitate??? If so you can use my Daewoo nexia
Originally Posted by joe v3sti
(Post 11451652)
You will give the owner free passenger laps all day? :p
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I have considered your offer very carefully and can see a clear financial gain.:Suspiciou . I can provide you with my 22b that I have just lovingly restored and spent many many thousands on but would have to ask that you give it at least 5 miles to run the new engine in as I have not yet drove it myself. There would be no need for your methanol as its been mapped to run on 95 ron so it doesn't cost me to much at the pump (every penny counts :)) and the new tyres I have bought dont wear down I am told by the tyre fitter so will be no need for your tyre contribution.
I hope to hear from you soon and just hope that you have not had a better offer. :cry: your's sincerely Mr chris j t |
I'm worried that the 205L barrel of meth you left outside has been leaking into the water supply.
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Thanks for the offer Chris, but I would ideally like something newer, not an old rear arch rust bucket. Also bigger CC the engine the better, so a bullet proof Soec D would be perfect. I heard you can remap these to almost 500/500 with little mods ;)
Oh and as for the tyres that your fitter sold you: I would be very interested in buying some, or borrowing and returning after the event! As for the meth, none has leaked, my daughter was playing in the sandpit out back yesterday and she said that she left enough in there for a few gallon mix. The only possible contamination with water is when she splashed it at her mates and then I hosed them down as I know it's not good for her, she has a limitless dry skin and it irritates now and again. Her mates are fine with it though, although one friend hasnt been round now for a while, and I think the family have gone on holiday to one of those Centres Parks..... St Peters Skin Graft Centre I think they call it |
As for the meth, none has leaked, my daughter was playing in the sandpit out back yesterday and she said that she left enough in there for a few gallon mix. The only possible contamination with water is when she splashed it at her mates and then I hosed them down as I know it's not good for her, she has a limitless dry skin and it irritates now and again. Her mates are fine with it though, although one friend hasnt been round now for a while, and I think the family have gone on holiday to one of those Centres Parks..... St Peters Skin Graft Centre I think they call it[/QUOTE]
Classic Rob :) I have been known to lend my cars out in the past for sprints but unfortunately the one I have now isn't ready yet :( |
Originally Posted by gussy
(Post 11451914)
Classic Rob :) I have been known to lend my cars out in the past for sprints but unfortunately the one I have now isn't ready yet :( I'd ask my mate for his WRC Dmack Fiesta, but at £500k a car I think the answer would be :nono: |
Get the fireblade out, should make for some interesting viewing on the handling circuit.:thumb:
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
(Post 11451969)
Get the fireblade out, should make for some interesting viewing on the handling circuit.:thumb:
I doubt the straightliners marshals would be happy about that though! Hmmm an email to the chairman maybe :luvlove: |
Originally Posted by Rob Day
(Post 11451637)
After some careful deliberation, I've decided to sweeten the deal to try in hope that some chav who's managed to afford a Scoob will drop me a pm.
Now prepared to map the car myself with my Acer XP laptop and vag lead. I'll even map for use of the dregs of a 205L barrel of meth ( well I think its meth) I've had outside for a few years too ;) I'll happily wash tbe car down too at my local £1 car wash and sprinkle some brut on the driver seat afterwards to cover up any undesired smells. Oh and for added security at Elvington, I'll keep tbe car close by the Wong pi$$ up tent and BBQ to prevent it going missing!
Originally Posted by fat-thomas
(Post 11451649)
Is Wong going to levitate??? If so you can use my Daewoo nexia
Originally Posted by Rob Day
(Post 11451795)
I'm sure there well be so e form of exhibition from Dave one way of another ;)
Good idea, providing the owner isn't hefty as I don't want to be carrying excessive weight. So ideally someone under 8 stone, and maybe of a bra size 34C :D no entertainment from me this year no vodka and early to bed honest :D |
Originally Posted by Dave-W-
(Post 11452180)
no entertainment from me this year no vodka and early to bed
honest :D |
If mine had a motor in it, I would have happily lent you it for 10 bob and a bent washer
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ill lend you my wrx for 2k, when you have finished you can keep it......
cant say fairer than that |
I'm too young to even know what 10 bob is
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Originally Posted by Dave-W-
(Post 11452180)
no entertainment from me this year no vodka and early to bed
honest :D
Originally Posted by joe v3sti
(Post 11452246)
If mine had a motor in it, I would have happily lent you it for 10 bob and a bent washer
Originally Posted by Emmaroids
(Post 11452247)
ill lend you my wrx for 2k, when you have finished you can keep it......
cant say fairer than that Are you and Dan going this year? Rob |
Originally Posted by Rob Day
(Post 11452311)
:beer: ok Dave :lol1:
Bugger, can't you cobble it together for July 26th? Seen it Emma, I actually considered it! Are you and Dan going this year? Rob |
Originally Posted by Emmaroids
(Post 11452323)
Im definitely going to be there. Doing the handling strip on my push bike !
You'll probably beat me on the bike :notworthy |
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