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Jayjay100 19 April 2014 12:47 AM

Mmmm what's my top hph & BHP
 
Mmmm what's the f**k is my to speed. 80/85 in 3gear.
120ish,in 4 gear . In 5 gear I had to pull back coz some **** pulled out on me.
Lol. :( but please don't think I drive like this all the time. Lol .
A st ford came down the slip rosd of the m40 as I was going past.
As he see me u could tell he was up for it lol. I let him get in front, for a bit then went for it. Under taking him at 110ish . Then a car pulled in my lane . Lol oops .
But at 163mph wot the f**k will it do . I thought that was only 144 mph . May be 155 as thats when the limiter comes in. But in did not .163 mph the st was a long way back in my mirrors . So any idea what BHP & top end could be .

Pross 19 April 2014 01:01 AM

I hope to f*** you are not on the motorway when i'm driving my daughter down for easter tomorrow.

Jayjay100 19 April 2014 01:56 AM

Lol . Late at night your only put yor foot down when it
Saff to do so. U no what I meen. Sure I have done it lol. Just wanted to see what your cr out ther get the Sane out of there gears, as I have no rolling road yet was hoping to see if anyone els is getting wot i get out of mine and if they now the BHP they are runing . Do u live my the m40. Lol it was by high Wycombe . The sat nav could not even keep up with my speed , lol. Anyway u say off the road for you. Lol. :)

p1junkie 19 April 2014 06:04 AM

are u a retard or special needs individual

Cannon Fodder 19 April 2014 06:34 AM

I wouldn't go posting up about your driving prowess at those speeds as you're making yourself out to be a bit of a clown.

Plus I'd put your text speak through an English translator before you post it, it makes for a hard read and most people will only skim read it and pick out the headlines before slating you - you do deserve it though as this forum is for car enthusiasts and not people who like to drive on the public roads like they do in Forza. ;)

Gear Head 19 April 2014 07:37 AM

Thank you for underlining how stupid some new Impreza driver's are. 150mph on the public road? I hope uou get banged up for it.

Now go away.

Gear Head 19 April 2014 07:37 AM

Double post

bigarf 19 April 2014 07:48 AM


Originally Posted by Cannon Fodder (Post 11407918)
I wouldn't go posting up about your driving prowess at those speeds as you're making yourself out to be a bit of a clown.

Plus I'd put your text speak through an English translator before you post it, it makes for a hard read and most people will only skim read it and pick out the headlines before slating you - you do deserve it though as this forum is for car enthusiasts and not people who like to drive on the public roads like they do in Forza. ;)

he already made himself look like a clown when he posted up about fitting nos to his standered car.now he's just made himself look like a proper tool.as for his spelling,well.i thought mine was bad.

Gear Head 19 April 2014 08:03 AM

Oh it's the nos guy. :lol1:

Seriously, I know it's not nice to pick on new members but sometimes, it is completely justified.

Pleb = Jayjay100

Cannon Fodder 19 April 2014 08:05 AM


Originally Posted by bigarf (Post 11407937)
he already made himself look like a clown when he posted up about fitting nos to his standered car.now he's just made himself look like a proper tool.as for his spelling,well.i thought mine was bad.

NOS? You've got to be kidding me, I hope for authenticity that he's planning on plonking laptop which flashes up danger to manifold warnings whilst sparks fly up from under the car. ;)

taylor85 19 April 2014 08:28 AM

im planning on hitting 77mph when my flux capacitor is installed

Gear Head 19 April 2014 09:18 AM


Originally Posted by taylor85 (Post 11407948)
im planning on hitting 77mph when my flux capacitor is installed

Is only works when you hit 88mph though! I guess there will be no time travelling on the UK roads. :D

dabiscuit 19 April 2014 09:28 AM

It's not April 1st again is it? This guy is a douche.

ditchmyster 19 April 2014 09:35 AM

Cool story bro. :thumb:

I like reading this kind of post as it reaffirms my belief that I am a superior being.:D

yabbadoo4 19 April 2014 09:37 AM

doesnt it just?

dabiscuit 19 April 2014 09:48 AM

We've all done the night time blast down the motorway. But not racing people to the detriment of anyones safety.

Dats just straight ignant dawg

yabbadoo4 19 April 2014 09:52 AM

dang straight up blud, word.

taylor85 19 April 2014 10:04 AM


Originally Posted by Gear Head (Post 11407991)
Is only works when you hit 88mph though! I guess there will be no time travelling on the UK roads. :D

Mines a uk spec bottom end so might eat itself by 88

Aaron1978 19 April 2014 10:11 AM

This newbie has banned member all over his posts :Suspiciou

EssexJamie 19 April 2014 10:38 AM

I can't understand what you've written, but at a guess you was driving like a bellend on a public road.....nice one congrats!

dabiscuit 19 April 2014 11:17 AM

It's gotten a bit ghetto on this thread.
Do some people feel that they have to mod/look after their cars in such a way that they disassociate themselves with this type of rabble?

CREWJ 19 April 2014 02:49 PM

This guy cannot be real...

legb4rsk 19 April 2014 03:45 PM

Easter holidays.
Too many chocolate eggs.

Just a guess.

XDevil666 19 April 2014 05:16 PM

180 MPH, but press the magic button the top of the steering wheel and you will hit Subaru NOS and be push over 200, steering starts to wobble a bit at that speed so be careful (Y)

ditchmyster 19 April 2014 05:32 PM


Originally Posted by legb4rsk (Post 11408262)
Easter holidays.
Too many chocolate eggs.

Just a guess.

:lol1:

Infected by sti 19 April 2014 05:32 PM


Originally Posted by Gear Head (Post 11407932)
150mph on the public road?

Is that all :lol1: ;)

Shaun 19 April 2014 05:49 PM


Originally Posted by bigarf (Post 11407937)
he already made himself look like a clown when he posted up about fitting nos to his standered car.now he's just made himself look like a proper tool.as for his spelling,well.i thought mine was bad.

Don't worry mate..... yours is bad. It's just that his is ****ing awful!!!! :D :D

:cry:

dabiscuit 19 April 2014 05:56 PM


Originally Posted by XDevil666 (Post 11408331)
180 MPH, but press the magic button the top of the steering wheel and you will hit Subaru NOS and be push over 200, steering starts to wobble a bit at that speed so be careful (Y)

The button on top of my steering wheel turns the parking lights on, are you saying there is a button that gives you more speed? Surely not!

Gear Head 19 April 2014 06:42 PM


Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 11408362)

Don't worry mate..... yours is bad. It's just that his is ****ing awful!!!! :D :D

:cry:

May be we are the fools for believing anything he says. :thumb:

bmw730i 19 April 2014 09:38 PM

he has a wrx was probably in km and the focus was at motorway speed.

I'm no saint but wouldn't brag on a forum. If you hit an innocent person at that speed then the result is obvious and now I have a baby not even worth thinking about.

my old bmw did 49mph in 1st gear which makes 85 in 3rd nothing special at all.


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