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stavros 19 November 2002 08:24 PM

i dont beleive this still goes on

guys live him alone.......
we dont chat into rs forum cos we are superiors but he does cos he is...........fill in the gap

Redkop 19 November 2002 08:31 PM


cos we are superiors


Oh yeah - who says? http://upload.turbosport.co.uk/getpi...2520410579.gifhttp://upload.turbosport.co.uk/getpi...2520410579.gif

dazc2 19 November 2002 08:46 PM


cossies are superior
think that was meant to be said instead ;)

dazc2 19 November 2002 08:48 PM


cossies are superior
think that was meant to be said instead ;)

Redkop 20 November 2002 08:22 AM

No need to say it twice Daz!

darth vader 22 November 2002 02:06 AM

Focus rs is ****e a bag of ****e....lol......

Redkop 22 November 2002 06:33 AM

Not very good grammar darth! Just what are you trying to say?

darth vader 22 November 2002 12:33 PM

Foucus Rs is Sh!te !! and my 2cv would have it :D

co55ie 22 November 2002 01:21 PM

Darth you eloquent chappy. It would seem that as you seem to have trouble with big words that you have been unable to read that in every head to head test carried the RS has beaten the scoob WRX and the Scoob STi both round a track and as a performance car. The only exception to this was clarkson on top gear once again the RS destroyed the WRX on a circuit but Clarkson didn't like the fact that the RS suffered from torque steer. Maybe read what was written about his feeble attempts at driving the car In Autocar and then make what you want of Clarkson's review. Whatever it Spanks scoob's and that is a proven fact
Funny frow what I read wasn't the scoob STi marked down in a recent test as it suffered from torque steer or was my copy of the magazine different to the scoob owners one.

[Edited by co55ie - 11/22/2002 1:24:06 PM]

darth vader 22 November 2002 01:25 PM

My 2CV would have it :rolleyes:

Darth

merkin 22 November 2002 02:38 PM

just for co55ie :D

http://www.mustangmods.com/publish/G...g/assclown.jpg

co55ie 22 November 2002 02:52 PM

LOL Merkin maybe you should send a copy of this off to Autocar magazine, Evo, CAR etc etc as they have all obviously got it wrong or maybe the scoob owners buy a scooby owners what you want to hear special edition of each mag.
I wonder what car beats the WRX on the driven show aired on the 8th of December or maybe Plato is wrong too. Maybe Car got their lap times wrong when the RS blitzed the STi in their recent test of performance cars placing the RS above the STi as a performance vehicle. Have you read the review of the RS given in the VW mag when compared to the new Golf R32. LOL



[Edited by co55ie - 11/22/2002 3:14:53 PM]

merkin 22 November 2002 02:58 PM

I dont have a scoob any more co55ie, havent for 2 years, so i'm impartial :)

co55ie 22 November 2002 03:09 PM

Merkin you have ordered a Focus RS havent you dont be shy. LOL.
I am hopefully getting a full one hour test drive at Gaydon on the track or whatever they have there. Ford have arranged a couple of weekends for people who have put down deposits to book an hour and put the car through its paces.

beemerboy 22 November 2002 03:29 PM

That will be a good day, waiting for the AA to turn up.
do they come with jump leads, these cars???

oh....Welcome back Co55ie, gave me a right funny friday, i can tell you.

cheers

BB;)

merkin 22 November 2002 03:36 PM

ROFL, erm, try a bit higher up the car evolutionary scale than that co55ie ;)

rich uk300 22 November 2002 03:52 PM

Getting an hour test drive.....and where will it be held....what a surprise on track,the only place that the focus rs actually performs well.....all that test drive will be impressed and most prob buy one then get out onto the real roads and lose to the first scoob it comes across:D

323GTR 22 November 2002 03:53 PM

A 'saff cossie'??????

co55ie 22 November 2002 04:12 PM

I think the RS beat the STi in the Car magazine test because the STi had to have several engine rebuilds on its way round the circuit.

Merkin glad to hear your Pubic Wig business is going so well You closet RS lover you did you upgrade from a WRX to a two litre Mondeo then ?

Rich You cant gauge everything from racing an RS focus and a Scoob round your living room on your scalextric set.

[Edited by co55ie - 11/22/2002 4:18:45 PM]

rich uk300 22 November 2002 04:22 PM

hmmm nope last looked o/s my scoob is still there......but of course my scalextric scoob will beat the focus any way:D

merkin 22 November 2002 04:26 PM

actually co55ie, I have a porsche that would rip your dustbin to pieces around a track, on account of the fact it has the ability to go round corners! (a novelty for you i'm sure)


co55ie 22 November 2002 04:30 PM

I would have thought my dustbin was the best place for your Porsche

rich uk300 22 November 2002 04:32 PM

not your 330bhp dustbin is it:D

wrxstiman 22 November 2002 04:32 PM

My V5 Type R would blitz an RS Focus in 5th gear my friend

rich uk300 22 November 2002 04:34 PM

My P1 would blitz the focus in all gears:D

merkin 22 November 2002 04:35 PM

so you don't want to swap?


rich uk300 22 November 2002 04:37 PM

what focus rs for my scalextric....hmmmm maybe:D

co55ie 22 November 2002 04:41 PM

Come on Sti man I know it would only be fair to give your STi a bit of an advantage over the RS to even things up a bit but its hardly fair to ask that the RS has to pull away in top gear is it.

Rich do you have the night stages scalextric setup? I find the scoob doen't handle to well on the chicane and keeps flying off breaking things in my living room. Its quite good fun though as I got the optional sound effects box hooked up at the moment

Merkin I am not a registered charity thanks for the offer but on this occasion I will have to defer

[Edited by co55ie - 11/22/2002 4:45:57 PM]

[Edited by co55ie - 11/22/2002 4:48:21 PM]

rich uk300 22 November 2002 04:45 PM

rs just don't corner well on the roads:D

Katana 22 November 2002 05:06 PM

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! co55ie, what about a friendly bet then? I'll race you in my 1.8 Impreza GL and the loser pays the other guy 500 quid. I need some money towards a front mounted intercooler.....for a friend..


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