GARLIC BUTTER GARRRLIC BUTTTTEERRR GARLIC with Butter GARLIC BREAD GARLIC BREAD ney Lad LOL


If Its a natural additive then we will allow Garlic butter I am going to sprinkle sugar on the lettuce leaf and see if it increases the performance of the SNAIL TURBO INJECTION or STI for short.

Just googled, nice old Gulf GT40 colour:D

http://www.jf3d.com/stuff/racing_snail.jpg

Will have to enter that into the professional sponsored category. hope Martin is takin notes of all the rules so he can offically test them by eating them after the race LOL

Richie will you stop giving Mickey ideas of what he can do when the car wash is slow. There will be no snails left in long benton.

lmfao

never thought of spoilers :eek:

a SCD simon replica has just went past longbenton :eek:

I'm watch you and your underhanded way of getting more oooomph out of your snails.

I will be taking severe action against anyone flaunting the recognised snail racing regulations.

Just about to start the long job of 'lowering' my snail for better handling ;)

Martin

Remember Martin as the official judge you will be having to taste test the snails for banned substances and also ruling out slugs be reshelled to look like snails LOL

Look for the snail with the biggest shell !!! They can be fitted with a larger compressor for more top end !!!!!!!!!!!! :p :p

So as I missed it, who did win "car of the day".
If theres a pic anywhere, point me in the right direction.

Cheers

Paul

Alyn:

Mi NBO pics, by fastfrank, nice pic of your missus Forester.

Paul

my snail is being converted to front entry :D

05/06?

Mickey is that front entry and rear exit LOL

:eek:

what happaned to my posts about rotated gtr snail

SN is going crazy

Mickey,

Don't forget you will need a modified up-pipe and downpipe for the rotated gtr snail. lol

Martin

thats what i had originaly posted about :eek:

must have disapeared when it all went slow and tits up last night

saw a hefty crash today

right outside the carwash
biker acellerating from asdas roundabout, towards the wash
jeep thing going towards asdas roundabout, only he was on the wrong side of the road overtaking or sumthing

big crunch and i saw the bike disentergrate and the bloke go flying

bike hit the car so hard, it shoved the car towards the offside kerb and took its rear tyre off :eek:

right outside the wash, the jeep thing ended up blocking the entrance to the wash and the bike was just past the goal post

biker was sum massive burly skin head and there was not much wrong with him :eek:
bloke in the car jumped out saying "you were going to fast"

wtf he was on the wrong side of the road :cuckoo:
he then said he was turning right, but he was still on the wrong side of the road :cuckoo:
so maybe not the perfect excuse then?

hope the 'jeep' guy got twatted!!! no excuse

will be in touch tomorrow Mickey and try and get the car tomorrow afternoon if that suits........................

alyn

Bloody Hell Mickey, you see it all at your gaff:eek:

we will be busy all day but i can get away for enough time to sort things out if its before 4pm?

about 2 hours later a bright yellow ferrari drove past :cuckoo:

i was like "fooken hell"
had a landscaper in to cut the hedge rght down so we can see everything out on the road

thing is, this stuff has probably been going on all the time but we have never seen it for the overgrown hedge :lol:

Aye bush is a nightmare:D:D:D

unkept bush = :eek:

any crutchless snail gen ?

No gen on snails, bet the trails they leave are a mess though:norty:

What a great day for a barbie, off to Costco to buy some beers and steaks:notworthy :cool:

Mornin All

Ummmm beer
 

Afternoon, good call richie, beer sounds good. :thumb: Can't have any til later tho as the bank manager has put her foot down. :(

thought it was going to be a wash out this morning but the sun has just burst through in costa del longbenton :cool:

Shame the same can't be said about the Pelaw Riviera :(