Originally Posted by bioforger
(Post 9782692)
lol my 1st hand shandy was really like the proverbial sex wee, weak n no substance to the load, I've said too much...
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
(Post 9782729)
What was his name?:lol1:
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12 im not proud of this it just happened and never slept with another girl till 16
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de "wonderful" you can be next if u want baby :)
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Great thread with a Christmassy feel too
Oh the sly encounters behind the bike sheds, the fleeting sex, light fingering and heavy petting God I miss that caretakers job |
Originally Posted by SVXNUT
(Post 9437808)
Currently 31, and still awaiting a chance. I am not what you call an oil painting,(accept Munsch!!) and I don't have Rooney's money.
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14 for me and was bloody awful imho,what with a winky you don,t know how to use yet and beef curtains tighter than a 70 year old nun let's just say it didn't go as i'd imagined it would:lol1:
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12 for me with an older "woman" she was 13 and "experienced" ;) lol it wasnt great...
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20, in a Paris hotel room with a French lass I'd had a holiday romance with for the previous 2 weeks. Sounds romantic, although as I recall it didn't take too long, lol!
First bit of fun (not the whole hog) at 17 - yes, I was a late starter! Was at my pals large country house, ended up having a wee frolick in some dark room away from the others. Unfortunately that wee dark room happened to be the hallway and as we played the door opened suddenly and light went on, exposing the fact that said lass's undies were doing a fine job at keeping her ankles warm - my pals mum and dad had got home early and were standing over us! :eek::lol1: |
Originally Posted by bioforger
(Post 9782737)
de "wonderful" you can be next if u want baby :)
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
(Post 9782839)
Great thread with a Christmassy feel too
Oh the sly encounters behind the bike sheds, the fleeting sex, light fingering and heavy petting God I miss that caretakers job TX. |
Originally Posted by Terminator X
(Post 9783899)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nASoO8N5gk.../s400/PMSL.gif |
15th birthday.
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Still not... the wife tells me the kids were an immaculate conception but they do have ears like the guy across the road
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God i'd love to apply a virtual lie-detector on this thread.
Trout, you will of course only attract answers from the lads who know they lost their virginity at or before the accepted "manliness" age, whatever it is. With respect: pointless exercise. |
I was 18. It was with my 'older' boyfriend of six months at the time. I was suprised he waited that long.
He was a nice man, but he never could please me. Lol! |
Originally Posted by TelBoy
(Post 9785562)
God i'd love to apply a virtual lie-detector on this thread.
Trout, you will of course only attract answers from the lads who know they lost their virginity at or before the accepted "manliness" age, whatever it is. With respect: pointless exercise. I don't supose many are goinng to do a Jimmy car and say they lost it at 27 |
Originally Posted by TelBoy
(Post 9785562)
God i'd love to apply a virtual lie-detector on this thread.
Trout, you will of course only attract answers from the lads who know they lost their virginity at or before the accepted "manliness" age, whatever it is. With respect: pointless exercise. Some guys just are not as confident with women are they,and for whatever reason don't do the deed as a teenager so it can maybe get harder as the years go on..A guy i knew some years back we were in the park and 2 girls got talking to us,anyway the girls started to get a little flirty coming on to us/having a laugh and the other guy started having difficulty breathing,i was like what's up mate relax calm down.I made an excuse sent the girls away to the kiosk to get us a drink,he was getting in a right panic because he just wasn't that confident around girls..The first gf i had Miranda,i'd never seen a girls pussy before,we were up in my bedroom and i asked her to show me her kitty.She got her knickers off and i looked at it and went Eughhhhh that's Gross that's what a pussy looks like :lol1: we still went out after to the fields for a snog though,the joys of being young :) |
Originally Posted by DYK
(Post 9786001)
She got her knickers off and i looked at it and went Eughhhhh that's Gross that's what a pussy looks like :lol1: we still went out after to the fields for a snog though,the joys of being young :)
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
(Post 9785562)
God i'd love to apply a virtual lie-detector on this thread.
Trout, you will of course only attract answers from the lads who know they lost their virginity at or before the accepted "manliness" age, whatever it is. With respect: pointless exercise. It's only a bit of banter, not a serious scientific study. If you believe every sex survey, everyone in the UK is having sex most days and twice on Sundays. And I ain't talking about wanking ;) |
Originally Posted by Trout
(Post 9786804)
Hey Tel - nice to see you back!!
It's only a bit of banter, not a serious scientific study. If you believe every sex survey, everyone in the UK is having sex most days and twice on Sundays. And I ain't talking about wanking ;) A parenting forum I use recently had a thread with a poll titled 'how often do you have sex?' The average was 2-3 times a week! Yet most of the post in the health/sex/relationships section is about contraception resulting on no sex drive, or how 'Jane Doe' hasn't had sex for 6 months and feels fat since she had kids. It's hilarious really, how can so many people not notice? Or perhaps they just don't care. |
Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
(Post 9786796)
I don't suppose she shagged you after that though?!
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Originally Posted by DYK
(Post 9786922)
LOL i was about only 9yrs age,kissing was all i knew.Jo and Vicky were my regular kissing girls,Miranda was a right Dirty sex beast,i found that out as i got older :lol1:
My first kiss was when I was 10. It was with an Australian who was in the uk with family for the year. It was great, he was my bf for a while too :) |
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