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pete higham 27 December 2006 12:28 AM

evenin jay hows your christmas gone?

moneys 27 December 2006 12:28 AM

Im going to my local chinese with the family (the prices are as usual so were not getting ripped off) and then were heading to someones house for a major piss up :norty: . Dont need to worry about taxi fares cos the wife aint drinking:luxhello: Good game today pete looks like it yours for the taking this season

jaydut 27 December 2006 12:31 AM

been ok until 2nite m8, we have had a bit of a shin dig 2nite which turned into a full blown riot with next door and their party guests.:(

speedymonkey 27 December 2006 12:32 AM

Im off to a big house party, fancy dress too, but the lads that have organised it all make a massive effort so it should be one to remember, im goin as *ahem* a suicide bomber, check out the uniform, just got it off ebay :lol1:

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/7...rioristxe4.jpg

Been sorting out the 4 x TNT's that are going on chest today, should look mint when sorted :thumb: I'll post pics when its done :norty:
Hope it dosnt offend anyone tho :o:Whatever_

jaydut 27 December 2006 12:33 AM


Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Im off to a big house party, fancy dress too, but the lads that have organised it all make a massive effort so it should be one to remember, im goin as *ahem* a suicide bomber, check out the uniform, just got it off ebay :lol1:

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/7...rioristxe4.jpg

Been sorting out the 4 x TNT's that are going on chest today, should look mint when sorted :thumb: I'll post pics when its done :norty:
Hope it dosnt offend anyone tho :o:Whatever_

ffs speedy dont go out in the street or gmp will put a feckin bullet in u m8

moneys 27 December 2006 12:35 AM

while your dressed like that you could claim asylum and you,d be so rich you could pay for more mods to your car

speedymonkey 27 December 2006 12:35 AM

:lol1:

Should be fun gettin a taxi on the way home tho :norty: :thumb:

pete higham 27 December 2006 12:39 AM


Originally Posted by moneys
Im going to my local chinese with the family (the prices are as usual so were not getting ripped off) and then were heading to someones house for a major piss up :norty: . Dont need to worry about taxi fares cos the wife aint drinking:luxhello: Good game today pete looks like it yours for the taking this season

i hope so mate, even with a weak squad we can still win it, it just has to go right without any injuries but then again our goals are coming from all over the park :thumb: if drogba gets injured then i dont see them scoring goals :thumb:

moneys 27 December 2006 12:42 AM

Ronaldo is unbelievable at the mo mate. Cant do no wrong. Hows the festive season treating you then pete?

jaydut 27 December 2006 12:42 AM

im off my old dear has just noticed ive slipped away from the party and give me a thick ear.

Happy New Year guys

See you soon:thumb:

pete higham 27 December 2006 12:47 AM


Originally Posted by moneys
Ronaldo is unbelievable at the mo mate. Cant do no wrong. Hows the festive season treating you then pete?


im not to bad mate :)

other stuff going on tho :( at the mo



ronaldo is top quality :thumb: but watch him against a top side and he leaves holes in our team, he doesnt track back as often as he should and good teams exploit it!!!

moneys 27 December 2006 12:55 AM


Originally Posted by pete higham
im not to bad mate :)

other stuff going on tho :( at the mo



ronaldo is top quality :thumb: but watch him against a top side and he leaves holes in our team, he doesnt track back as often as he should and good teams exploit it!!!

Whats up mate????(other stuff)

You,ll find most teams have players the same, look at us, Garcia never tracks back same with most wingers to be honest mate. As long as your full backs are not going forward all the time with no cover then it doesnt show up, but when your winger doesn,t understand this he leaves it wide open for ant counter attacks. We just couldn,t score today, it seems that every goalie has the game of his life against us:wonder:

moneys 27 December 2006 12:56 AM


Originally Posted by jaydut
im off my old dear has just noticed ive slipped away from the party and give me a thick ear.

Happy New Year guys

See you soon:thumb:

You should be carrying on the fisty cuffs with next door, thats what christmas is all about. TO MUCH BEER AND STRESSED OUT ADULTS:thumb:

pete higham 27 December 2006 01:04 AM


Originally Posted by moneys
Whats up mate????(other stuff)

You,ll find most teams have players the same, look at us, Garcia never tracks back same with most wingers to be honest mate. As long as your full backs are not going forward all the time with no cover then it doesnt show up, but when your winger doesn,t understand this he leaves it wide open for ant counter attacks. We just couldn,t score today, it seems that every goalie has the game of his life against us:wonder:

thing is tho we dont have the fastest wing backs neville/heinze/evra (little guys) i wont count silvestre cos he is crap, and they spend a lot of time up the pitch (its the way we play) so when they are up the park you cant expect ferdinand/vidic to be able to handle 3/4 players on a counter attack, giggs/park/richardson all track back and do a bit :thumb:

speedymonkey 27 December 2006 01:08 AM

'other stuff' :(
Chin up fella :thumb:

on the footy scene, youve always got the return derby to look forward too:luxhello: should be some more chinese burns flying around,. hopefully your + justins way this time, promise i wont use moisturiser this time:lol1:

pete higham 27 December 2006 01:09 AM


Originally Posted by moneys
thats what christmas is all about. STRESSED OUT ADULTS:thumb:


you got that right :)

pete higham 27 December 2006 01:13 AM


Originally Posted by speedymonkey
'other stuff' :(
Chin up fella :thumb:

on the footy scene, youve always got the return derby to look forward too:luxhello: should be some more chinese burns flying around,. hopefully your + justins way this time, promise i wont use moisturiser this time:lol1:



:lol1: my chin is allways up mate whatever happens to me :thumb:


and the chinese burns :Whatever_ gay boy moisturiser :lol1:

moneys 27 December 2006 01:15 AM

Right i,m off. got loads of stuff to do tomorrow and the sooner i get it all done the quicker i can get back on the beer.

speedymonkey 27 December 2006 01:15 AM

Yes but you know it smelt nice :thumb:
the girls love it, so ive been told :Whatever_
Get any decent pressies?


I got some lovely car matts and lots of beer :thumb:
oh and some more moisturiser :lol1:

Nite nite moneys, still got to meet you in the flesh fella, hope your at the january meet, will say hi if you are :)

pete higham 27 December 2006 01:16 AM


Originally Posted by moneys
Right i,m off. got loads of stuff to do tomorrow and the sooner i get it all done the quicker i can get back on the beer.


see you soon ste :thumb:

pete higham 27 December 2006 01:19 AM


Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Yes but you know it smelt nice :thumb:
the girls love it, so ive been told :Whatever_
Get any decent pressies?


I got some lovely car matts and lots of beer :thumb:
oh and some more moisturiser :lol1:

Nite nite moneys, still got to meet you in the flesh fella, hope your at the january meet, will say hi if you are :)


i got a 30gb ipod
a logic 3 set of speakers for it

and loads of other gear too but i cant be a*sed typing it out :lol1:

speedymonkey 27 December 2006 01:24 AM


Originally Posted by pete higham
i got a 30gb ipod
a logic 3 set of speakers for it

and loads of other gear too but i cant be a*sed typing it out :lol1:

Beats my mats then :(
Gonna have a cleaning day tommorrow, just hope the weather is ok, still no feckin snow tho :razz: cant wait to have my first drifing lesson in the works car park :thumb:

To do a donut, you just start stationary with a full lock, and boot it, right :wonder:
Im sure i'll find out but thought id ask, as i bet youve done it already so i need answers from those in the know :luxhello:

speedymonkey 27 December 2006 01:45 AM

Been listening to 'Milli Vanilli - Girl You Know It's True' all night :lol1:
proper blast from the past, but the fosters hangover is kicking in now, so i need a quick rip on Call of Duty, then its time for bed :sleep:
Its really been a boozy day today, not driven for 3 days, what a saving :lol1:
Still got time for another cheeky one tho ;) oh im gonna be tossin and turnin all night :( all good tho :thumb:
See you soon chief :)

pete higham 27 December 2006 09:13 AM


Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Beats my mats then :(


To do a donut, you just start stationary with a full lock, and boot it, right :wonder:
Im sure i'll find out but thought id ask, as i bet youve done it already so i need answers from those in the know :luxhello:


when i have done it it has been on gravel and i drove into it and used the h/brake

mine was more like drifting in an oval than doing a donut, you need either dccd control or a rear wheel drive car to do them properly :thumb:

hope they where the answers you were looking for :D

moneys 27 December 2006 10:06 AM

When i was out in the snow last year i was suprised how sh*t the car was , to be honest it wasn,t really snow more like slush. Pete,s way is the best so you need a bit of room. the best car i ever did it in was one of my dads old one,s, it was rear engine and rear drive and i got it sideways all round my old estate, at the back of the estate were i used to live it was a big bend that went on for about 200 yards and i kept it all the way. The best bit was going into the house and my dad saying he,d just seen a car going sideways like a rally car, luckily he never knew it was me:lol1:

moneys 27 December 2006 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by speedymonkey

Nite nite moneys, still got to meet you in the flesh fella, hope your at the january meet, will say hi if you are :)

I,ll be there mate always am. I,ll be the one all the girls are hanging round:norty: they all love me as i,m what they say 'unique':notworthy :D

moneys 27 December 2006 10:09 AM

Right i,m off to wash the car cos its covered in bird crap. Anyone any ideas on how to stop birds landing on the house arial? i,ve thought about wiring it up to the mains

pete higham 27 December 2006 10:23 AM


Originally Posted by moneys
Right i,m off to wash the car cos its covered in bird crap. Anyone any ideas on how to stop birds landing on the house arial? i,ve thought about wiring it up to the mains



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


see you later :thumb:

pete higham 27 December 2006 10:25 AM


Originally Posted by moneys
I,ll be there mate always am. I,ll be the one all the girls are hanging round:norty: they all love me as i,m what they say 'unique':notworthy :D



yeah ive allways said you were spesh :freak3: :lol1:

scoobyverysoon 27 December 2006 04:39 PM

How do guys :thumb: hope you all had a good un :luxhello:

I am well over the moon as I am curently playing Gran Turismo on the PSP :luxhello: :luxhello: :luxhello: :luxhello: :luxhello: forgot how bloody hard it was to pass the grade A licence :cry:

Wonder if Rics been shot yet in that outfit :lol1:


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