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14 for me, but sadly to a slut. but at least i half knew i was more than average. lol. "big helmet" i was told, which made me feel more "able" on future, more genuine, knotches on the bedpost! now, whenever a girl jokingly tries a "putdown" for whatever reason, i just state that " yes, i dont have the most massive cock in the world, and would never claim to, however, i do have girth, plus, at least 16 stone behind it to push it in with" this usually shuts the mouthy ones up.
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Originally Posted by basssound
(Post 9440290)
20 and it was **** lol! 6 years ago now.
Best lay for me was this friday just gone, just randomly chatting a new girl in a club, one thing leads to another as you know. 2 hours later she whispers to me, wanna come back to mine and **** me. My reply "oh hell yesh" ****ing amazing!!! I was 17 to my first proper girlfriend who was also 17. She thought she was pregnant after it despite being rubbered up, stressed me out! |
Originally Posted by J4CKO
(Post 9441285)
I reckon that like a Pilot has to keep his hours up to remain certified and allowed to fly if you dont get any for a while you should revert back to virgin status, I renewed my licence last night, its not a big deal, doesnt take long :D
Astraboy. |
Originally Posted by bioforger
(Post 9436887)
haha, no 5yrs older. And no I wasn't raped, I knew exactly what was going on :)
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I was 15, but when I was 17 this older women in work apparently wanted some .. I was a bit young and oblivious .. she sent me her knickers in the post .. and I gave them back to her at work LOL .. I cringe now thinking about it .. I was with a girl too and one morning after work, this older lady gave me a lift home, only she took me down to the prom and asked me if I'd cheat on my misses .. I can't believe I didn't work it out .. if it were now I'd of had my knob out before I got in the car :)
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i was erm 15 and had a certain way with women, ended up with quite a reputation ;)
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
(Post 9782185)
I was 15, but when I was 17 this older women in work apparently wanted some .. I was a bit young and oblivious .. she sent me her knickers in the post .. and I gave them back to her at work LOL .. I cringe now thinking about it .. I was with a girl too and one morning after work, this older lady gave me a lift home, only she took me down to the prom and asked me if I'd cheat on my misses .. I can't believe I didn't work it out .. if it were now I'd of had my knob out before I got in the car :)
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I was about 12-13 and it was with a girl about the same age in my mums friends house.
We got caught in the end:lol1: |
I was 17 and snaped my banjo string.. blood everywere
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was real young a little too young.
its the first time ive spoken about my uncle for years :lol1: :D |
Originally Posted by paulwrxboro
(Post 9782348)
I was 17 and snaped my banjo string.. blood everywere
TX. |
Originally Posted by paulwrxboro
(Post 9782348)
I was 17 and snaped my banjo string.. blood everywere
anyway i was 17 in a long term relationship, now only being 19 that sadly all changed, im now not too bothered if its a relationship or not! makes me feel like a bit of a slag :L |
Originally Posted by paulwrxboro
(Post 9782348)
I was 17 and snapped my banjo string.. .blood everywhere
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apparently its pretty commen, on the plus side she told everyone i had a big knob and split it on her :D
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aha bet you felt pretty happy! pretty much proved it, cant stop laughing at this thread!
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16 at a mates house with a bird the same age, she was fit as well.
Although I'd w@nked so much since 14 it was a surprise anything came out. Chop |
Originally Posted by bigsinky
(Post 9436433)
i'm still a virgin, i'm saving myself
Me too :lol1: |
I was 13yrs old. Wasn't worth it due to the hiding I got from her dad and mine.
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I remember having my first w@nk at 11,and then i couldn't stop playing with todger :o
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17. we were both Virgins as well. (Recipe for disaster) All I can remember thinking was. "I'd rather be playing football with my mates" PMSL :D
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17, was hammered too, was 'up' enough to be considered able!!!
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ha, this thread has some real crackers!
I was 17. One of the teachers had two foreign exchange students staying at his house and just before they went back to their respective countries (germany and holland) they threw a party at said teachers house while he was away with his mrs. One of my best friends disappeared upstairs with the german girl and we all giggled when we noticed the lamp shade on the ceiling started swaying back and forth. Later that night I went to bed with the dutch girl and did the deed. She was 16 and had a boyfriend back in Holland. |
Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
(Post 9782184)
That would put her on the sex offenders register in the UK.
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Originally Posted by DYK
(Post 9782442)
I remember having my first w@nk at 11,and then i couldn't stop playing with todger :o
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PMSL
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15..
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Originally Posted by scoobmj
(Post 9782059)
now imagine the bird that you and ya dad are banging is ya mum!!
it gets better!:freak3: just noticed i resurrected a dead thread for that The Surface..... __________________________________________________ _________________________________ THE DEPTHS........ __________________________________________________ _________________________________ This post :D |
Originally Posted by TurboAndy
(Post 9782435)
I was 13yrs old. Wasn't worth it due to the hiding I got from her dad and mine.
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lol my 1st hand shandy was really like the proverbial sex wee, weak n no substance to the load, I've said too much...
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Originally Posted by bioforger
(Post 9782692)
lol my 1st hand shandy was really like the proverbial sex wee, weak n no substance to the load, I've said too much...
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